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{{Lead_Tester|Title=US briefly takes lead in war of religious insults
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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Iranian government releases new "Iranian Waters" line of bottled water
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|Synopsis={{InlineMedia|US briefly takes lead in war of religious insults}} '''GAINESVILLE, [[Florida]]''' -- The [[United States]] briefly jumped ahead in the months-long battle between [[Muslim]]s and [[Christian]]s to give the other side gratuitous offense when Pastor Terry Jones designated next [[Saturday]] as the first "Burn a [[Koran]] Day."
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|Synopsis='''TEHRAN, Iran''' To celebrate its sabre rattling and claim to territorial waters that actually did not belong to it, the [[Iran|Iranian]] government today decided to release a bottled water based on the controversy in order to make a few bucks off of something other than [[oil]] and [[hostage|hostages]] and such. "''We are still very protective of our wonderful waters and will subject anyone who attempts to partake of them without permission to severe penalties and get [[pulp fiction|medieval on their buttocks]]. But now, anybody who has an opposable thumb and a few bucks can enjoy our waters with our full permission and blessing.''"
 
 
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