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Jesus Slaps the Shit Outta _____. Fantasy
EWTN 6:00 PM EDT/5:00 CDT
This week's guests: That screaming kid in the pew behind you. AND his parents.
Plink Home Improvement
FOX 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT
The Glory Hole Sports
ESPN 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT
Jim and his new friend Eddie try out for the same spot on the team.