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Jesus Slaps the Shit Outta _____. Fantasy
EWTN 6:00 PM EDT/5:00 CDT
This week's guests: That screaming kid in the pew behind you. AND his parents.
Nerds Get Girls Fantasy
SciFi 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT
High School Science geeks get laid. Really.
Quinn the Quantum Guy Children
Nick Jr. 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT
If you read this, you cannot watch the show. If you watch the show, you cannot have read this.