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Itsy-Bitsy 2: Up the Spout Again Movie
HBO 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT
Second installment of HBO's acclaimed dramatic reimagining of the popular children's ditty about the intrepid arachnid.
Right Behind You Paranoia
Discovery. 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT
They're RIGHT there . . no, DON'T look. Just be cool, man. Be cool.
The Glory Hole Sports
ESPN 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT
Jim and his new friend Eddie try out for the same spot on the team.