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Bravo 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
Bravo 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
Noo-Noo steals one of DoinkyFluff's food pellets. Marko rides the wheel.
 
Noo-Noo steals one of DoinkyFluff's food pellets. Marko rides the wheel.
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'''TV Highlights Readers''' ''Documentary''<br>
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Discovery 9:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
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People who read the TV Highlights listings.<br>
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No, you're not in it.<br>
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What, you think you're the only person who reads this crap?<br>
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Fucking narcissist.
 
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'''Felony Place''' ''Prison Sitcom''<br>
 
'''Felony Place''' ''Prison Sitcom''<br>
 
Disney Channel 1:00 AM EDT/12 CDT<br>
 
Disney Channel 1:00 AM EDT/12 CDT<br>
Randy finds a set of keys but loses them in a card game. Marcus tells Julio the real reason why his sister doesn't visit. Warden Philips surprises Judge Newly with a new gown. Will Isaak remain the head of dish washing?
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'''Baby With The Bathwater''' ''Comedy''<br>
 
A&E 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
Juliette has a crisis of conscience when her new boyfriend turns out to be as infanticidal as her last.
 
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'''[[Nazi Eating|The Nazi Eaters]]''' ''Documentary''<br>
 
A&E 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
People eating fascists.
 
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'''Topless Doctor's Office''' ''Reality''<br>
 
Showtime 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
Attractive women agree to let cameras into their mammogram sessions. ''Adult program''
 
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'''Itsy-Bitsy 2: Up the Spout Again''' ''Movie''<br>
 
HBO 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
Second installment of HBO's acclaimed dramatic reimagining of the popular children's ditty about the intrepid arachnid.
 
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'''Nerds Get Girls''' ''Fantasy''<br>
 
SciFi 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
High School Science geeks get laid. Really.
 
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'''Right Behind You''' ''Paranoia''<br>
 
Discovery. 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
They're RIGHT there . . no, DON'T look. Just be cool, man. Be cool.
 
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'''Stoned Lawyer''' ''Drama''<br>
 
CBS 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
Dave delivers a totally gnarly closing argument.
 
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'''Our Racist Cousin''' ''Comedy''<br>
 
FOX 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
Lou has a row with a local grocer.
 
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'''[[Plink]]''' ''Home Improvement''<br>
 
FOX 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
Faucet repair.
 
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'''NOVA: Unforgivably Straight''' ''Documentary''<br>
 
PBS 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
Heterosexuality has always been socially acceptable. But are there times when it goes too far? NOVA investigates.
 
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'''Opportunity Knox''' ''Comedy''<br>
 
ABC 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
Accused murderer hottie Amanda Knox answers a roommate wanted ad from a retired Mars rover - hilarity ensues as they clash about everything from kitchen duties to panties drying on the deep space antennae.
 
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'''Viral Videos''' ''?''<br>
 
TBS 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
Every supposedly hilarious you-tube video you've already been linked to one hundred times on Facebook, in case your day was not dreadful enough already.
 
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'''The Glory Hole''' ''Sports''<br>
 
ESPN 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
Jim and his new friend Eddie try out for the same spot on the team.
 
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'''Joy Hour''' ''Religion''<br>
 
TBN 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
Up and coming pastors ask for financial support in exchange for joy.
 
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'''British Farce''' ''British Farce''<br>
 
BBC America 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
Some generically named, impossible to understand British farce.
 
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'''Quinn the Quantum Guy''' ''Children''<br>
 
Nick Jr. 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
Quinn takes a hilarious look at the double-slit experiment through silly song and dance.
 
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'''Quinn the Quantum Guy''' ''Children''<br>
 
Nick Jr. 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
If you read this, you cannot watch the show. If you watch the show, you cannot have read this.
 
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'''Jihad Today''' ''Religion''<br>
 
Al-Jazeera 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
Kill the infidels. KILL them!
 
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'''Quinn the Quantum Guy''' ''Children''<br>
 
Nick Jr. 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
"Hide and Seek." If you cannot see your parents, do they still exist?
 
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'''Test Patterns''' ''Art history''<br>
 
CBS 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
In an effort to boost ratings, the network replaces one of its several crime dramas with an hour long slide show of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Test_pattern#Gallery test cards] used throughout TV history.
 
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'''Future shock''' ''Science documentary''<br>
 
Science Channel 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT<br>
 
Scientists gloat about technology takeover. [[Michio Kaku]] attempts to help us understand why we have to do what the robots are telling us to.
 
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