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EWTN 6:00 PM EDT/5:00 CDT
This week's guests: American Catholic Bishops.
Spanish Inquisition Game
HIST 6:00 PM EDT/5:00 CDT
Betcha weren't expecting this.
Test Patterns Art history
CBS 8:00 PM EDT/7:00 CDT
In an effort to boost ratings, the network replaces one of its several crime dramas with an hour long slide show of test cards used throughout TV history.
Viewers in the United States can receive these broadcasts by notifying their local cable provider that they would like the Highbrow Package, which includes all these channels plus several in Hindi and complete coverage of Smackdown Wrestling.
Viewers in the UK might try contacting their local BT network for an upgrade from only receiving two channels to receiving three and all in colour.