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a'Straiya
Flag of Australia Emu
(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "Prawns on the barbie, strewth!"
National Anthems: Do You Come From A Land Down Under?, Khe Sahn, Jailbreak, I still call Australia home.
Australia-New Zealand
Established by Aboriginals circa 38,000 BC
Established by Whitey 1788AD
Independence not yet - still English colony
Queen Betty the Second, (Liz Windsor), aka: Bess, Betty, Betsy, Liz, "Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, Queen of Australia and Her other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth".
Government PM's XI
President Joaquim Gaspar
Official language Strine, a.k.a. "Straylyan mate"
Currency Beer
Religion Football
Spiritual Leader Peter Costello (in exile)
National Hero Kerry Packer
International Hero Rupert Murdoch
Capital Half way between two warring cities
Exports Actors, food, processed dirt
Imports Invasive species
Mascot Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat
National Crisis Bogans
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