a'Straiya
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| (Flag)
| (Coat of Arms)
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| Motto: "Prawns on the barbie, strewth!"
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| National Anthems: Do You Come From A Land Down Under?, Khe Sahn, Jailbreak, I still call Australia home.
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| Established by Aboriginals
| circa 38,000 BC
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| Established by Whitey
| 1788AD
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| Independence
| not yet - still English colony
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| Queen
| Betty the Second, (Liz Windsor), aka: Bess, Betty, Betsy, Liz, "Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, Queen of Australia and Her other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth".
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| Government
| PM's XI
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| President
| Joaquim Gaspar
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| Official language
| Strine, a.k.a. "Straylyan mate"
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| Currency
| Beer
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| Religion
| Football
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| Spiritual Leader
| Peter Costello (in exile)
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| National Hero
| Kerry Packer
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| International Hero
| Rupert Murdoch
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| Capital
| Half way between two warring cities
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| Exports
| Actors, food, processed dirt
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| Imports
| Invasive species
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| Mascot
| Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat
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| National Crisis
| Bogans
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