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<big>'''[[Uncyclopedia:Store|<span title="Main page for the Uncyclopedia Store">Home</span>]]&nbsp;|&nbsp;[[Uncyclopedia talk:Store|<span title="Complain about your newly purchased product">Complain</span>]]&nbsp;|&nbsp;[[Universe|<span title="Use our Store Locater to find a Uncyclopedia Store near you">Find&nbsp;a&nbsp;Store</span>]]&nbsp;|&nbsp;[[Uncyclopedia:Store/Front Page Request|<span title="Something too expensive for you? Request a discount!">Request&nbsp;a&nbsp;Discount</span>]]&nbsp;|&nbsp;[[Uncyclopedia:Store/Giftcards|<span title="Give a gift card to your friend. He/she/it will appreciate it.">Give&nbsp;a&nbsp;Gift&nbsp;Card</span>]]&nbsp;|&nbsp;[[Special:Mypage|<span title="Manage your account">Account</span>]]&nbsp;|&nbsp;<span class="stealthexternallink">[http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Special:Userlogout&returnto=Uncyclopedia:Store/logout <span title="Cancel your account">Logout</span>]</span>&nbsp;|&nbsp;[[Uncyclopedia:Store/Cart|<span title="View your cart">Cart</span>]]&nbsp;<small>(<choose>