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> Examine me
You are the zombie of the mighty Grueslayer. Chosen by the zombie villagers, which are also called villager zombies, your mission is to eat the mightiest game of all -
man grues. What, just because you're a zombie you can eat people?! No. Your mission is to slay grues, except while dead. You are technically living, so there.
There are three doors, one on the left, one in the middle and one on the right. A Grue-ologist seems to be making an ornament out of a meat-like hairy substance.
> Talk to Grue-ologist