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> Examine me


You are the mighty Grueslayer. Chosen by the magical sword which is also called Grueslayer, your mission is to hunt the mightiest game of all - man himself Grues.


> Examine sword


You see no sword here.


> Examine the magical sword which is also called Grueslayer, perhaps?


What, that? You obviously don't get to take Grueslayer with you. I mean, you have no training in edged weapons at all! If a Grue sprang forth, you'd probably just cut your finger or something. Nope, no swords for you.

And why would you need a sword in the first place? You are the mighty Grueslayer!


> Look


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There are three doors, one on the left, one in the middle and one on the right. A Grue-ologist seems to be waiting for someone.


> Talk to Grue-ologist


"Oh, there you are! I've been waiting for you. The door to the left is the easy path, the door in the middle is the intermediate path and the door to the right is the hard path. Or, you could get in my windowless van with me where I totally won't make a wind chime out of your genitals."

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