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WASHINGTON DC --In an unexpected turn today, George Bush, Premier of the United States, announced the end of the war on Hurricane Katrina's and the begin of The War on Earthquakes. "We need to buckle up and get ready for a ride. This war isnt going to be a quick in and out like we're all used to. This is China. And China is big. Or is this Japan? I can never remember which one is the Commie one...
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