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A CHALKBOARD, Somewhere -- World scientists are facing a lifestyle change now that some smartass has calculated that not only does dust block out up to 50% of the starlight reaching us from remote star systems, but furthermore that the dust is fine chalk dust. Angrily blaming custodians worldwide for failing to wipe chalk dust, the naturally occuring by-product of scientific endeavor, from the mirrors of the world's telescopes quickly backfired.
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