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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Swine Flu, Part 2 trailer released
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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Padres’ pitcher on rampage, kills twelve
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|Image text=''"...and may [[god]] have mercy on us all..."''
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|Image text=Oh...uh...sorry Felipe...
|Synopsis='''LOS ANGELES, California''' - The last time we saw the [[Swine Flu]] it had ravaged across the great country of [[Mexico]]. It spread its unstoppable vengeance throughout the [[United States]]. It even got all mighty [[France]] to [[surrender]]. But is it done wreaking havoc upon the [[earth]]?
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|Synopsis='''SAN DIEGO, California''' -- As [[fans]] filed into the seats of Petco Park yesterday the [[27]]-year-old pitcher, Jake Peavy, was warming up for another big [[murder|start]]. Peavy’s [[enemy|opponents]], the Arizona Diamondbacks, were in for the game of their lives. Peavy began the game by [[killing]] the first batter, Felipe Lopez. As Lopez’s [[blood]] splattered against the backstop the fans watched in horror. Soon the [[Batman|batboy]] ran out to Lopez’s limp body and applied a defibrillator
 
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