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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Lack of crack may explain Peru Superman mystery
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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Today is my cat's birthday
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|Image width=150px
|Image text=Don't ask
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|Image text=Not my cat, but I like it
|Synopsis=It's Superman's space rock. A mysterious meteorite that crashed to Earth last year may have been the toughest of its kind.
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|Synopsis='''COLUMBUS, Georgia''' - Hey, today is my cat's birthday. He is eleven today. I've had him for most of both his and my life. He's really nice, even though he attacks other cats. And people. He doesn't like people. Except me.
 
The Carancas meteorite struck the town of Metropolis, Peru last September, blowing a hole in the ground 13 yards (meters) wide. The fact that locals saw a single object strike suggests a meteorite made of crack cocaine, like the one that created a similar crater in 1990 in Sterlitamak, Russia (In Soviet Russia... never mind).
 
 
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