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{{Lead_Tester|Title=New missing mass theory raises other questions
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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Bush Launches War on Quakes
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|Image text=George Bush VS Earth- Round 2
|Synopsis='''A CHALKBOARD, Somewhere -- ''' World [[scientists]] are facing a lifestyle change now that some [[smartass]] has calculated that not only does dust block out up to [[50%]] of the starlight reaching us from remote star systems, but furthermore that the dust is fine chalk dust. Angrily blaming [[custodians]] worldwide for failing to wipe chalk dust, the naturally occuring by-product of scientific endeavor, from the [[mirror]]s of the world's telescopes quickly backfired.
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|Synopsis='''WASHINGTON DC''' --In an unexpected turn today, [[George Bush]], Premier of the [[United States]], announced the end of the [[war]] on Hurricane Katrina's and the begin of The War on Earthquakes. ''"[[We]] need to buckle up and get ready for a [[ride]]. This war isnt going to be a quick in and out like we're all used to. This is [[China]]. And China is big. Or is this [[Japan?]] I can never remember which one is the [[Commie]] one...
 
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