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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Vetoing Congressional funding bill, Bush launches telethon to raise money for Iraq
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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Bush vetoes budget, "Takeout bill" returns to Congress |Image=Chinesefood.jpeg
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|Image text=President [[Bush]] performs a musical number during his telethon to raise funds for the war in [[Iraq]].
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|Image text=The argument over food has temporarily sidelined discussion of the Iraq problem
|Synopsis='''WASHINGTON, DC''' -- President [[Bush]] forcefully vetoed Congressional legislation that would [[UnNews:Hot free ass porn now taxed by Congress|fund]] troops,
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|Synopsis='''Washington, DC''' -- In a turn of events that ''"disappointed"'' members of [[Congress]], Bush has vetoed the most recent budget proposal, a provision to provide [[lunch|lunches]] in the Capitol building cafeteria. The lunches are free for all members of the House, [[Senate]], Supreme Court, and Presidential Cabinet. It has been a major sticking point of the last election cycle, and figures to be one of the major legacies of Bush's career, namely, the fact that he seems to favor [[Chinese food]].
but set a timeline for withdrawal from [[Iraq]]. Immediately following this action, the President launched
 
a telethon to raise money "''directly from the [[American]] people''." Under the ruse of making a speech related to
 
the veto, Bush requested network airtime starting at 6:10 p.m. Although the major networks snubbed the
 
Commander in Chief, cable outlets like [[CNN]] and [[crap|MSNBC]] fell for the trap.
 
 
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