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| − | {{Lead_Tester|Title="Stingray" skate skates at ray-sting arraignment |
+ | {{Lead_Tester|Title=President Bush announces bold new change in way Iraq strategy will be described in speeches and press releases |
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| − | |Image text=False arrest: Skately "Skeeter" Skaterman, who is suing Florida police, yesterday |
+ | |Image text=''"Hopefully by my bold change in the way I describe my Iraq strategy, everybody will forget about this sort of thing until after November 7"'' said Bush, displaying the sharp political acumen that got him where he is today |
| − | |Synopsis='''FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida, GNN (GOANNA NEWS NETWORK)''' -- BROWARD County [[Sheriff]]s were left with [[egg]] in their [[moustache]]s yesterday when they were forced to drop all charges against the "only suspect" in the high-profile [[stingray]] attack on that 81-year-old bloke in his boat a little while back. |
+ | |Synopsis='''TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION, DC''' -- President Bush responded to critics of his speeches and press releases about the Iraq war by promising to no longer say ''"stay the course"'' to describe the [[United States]]' effort to force groups who have hated each other for centuries to stop killing each other, move to the [[hell|suburbs]], get jobs in middle management, and stop blowing things up... |
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TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION, DC -- President Bush responded to critics of his speeches and press releases about the Iraq war by promising to no longer say "stay the course" to describe the United States' effort to force groups who have hated each other for centuries to stop killing each other, move to the suburbs, get jobs in middle management, and stop blowing things up...
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