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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Obama quits church, grabs new endorsement
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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Scientists devote massive funds for cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron'
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|Image text=Obama with his former reverend of over 20 years.
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|Image text=Even with multiple exposures to the orgasmatron, research facilitator Joey Evans couldn't do more than crack a smile.
|Synopsis='''CHICAGO, Illinois''' -- Future President [[Barack Obama]] announced this past Saturday that he has resigned from his [[church]] where many controversial sermons by his former pastor and other ministers have been given. Obama said he was resigning ''"with great amounts of sadness."''
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|Synopsis='''BURSLEM, Stroke on Trent, [[England|ENGLAND]]:''' Cancer Research UK's tireless fundraising efforts, coupled with a [[sexual innuendo|massive]] anonymous donation, suddenly flooded scientists in Stroke on Trent with research money, yesterday. Anxious to put it to use saving lives of [[cancer]] victims, they quickly began running tests on all sorts of fancy [[science|sciencey]] things that [[UnNews|UnNews's]] [[ADD]]-ridden reporter couldn't concentrate on long enough to write down.
 
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