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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Bush vetoes budget, "Takeout bill" returns to Congress |Image=Chinesefood.jpeg
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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Pastafarians celebrate National Day of ARRRRRRRRRRRR
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|Image text=The argument over food has temporarily sidelined discussion of the Iraq problem
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|Image textThe founding mother of the FSM religion, [[Queen Victoria]]
|Synopsis='''Washington, DC''' -- In a turn of events that ''"disappointed"'' members of [[Congress]], Bush has vetoed the most recent budget proposal, a provision to provide [[lunch|lunches]] in the Capitol building cafeteria. The lunches are free for all members of the House, [[Senate]], Supreme Court, and Presidential Cabinet. It has been a major sticking point of the last election cycle, and figures to be one of the major legacies of Bush's career, namely, the fact that he seems to favor [[Chinese food]].
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|Synopsis='''CORVALLIS, Oregon''' -- [[Oregon State University]] (OSU) hosted the country's largest and only congregation of [[Pastafarians]] to participate in the US government's [[Wikipedia:National Day of Prayer|National Day of Prayer celebration]]. While the [[Flying Spaghetti Monster]] and his high-cholesterol suffering followers are still not yet recognized by any of the world's legitimate governments. It is still considered a more believable [[religion]] than [[Scientology]] and all it's stupid Alien DC-9s and [[Thetan]] crap.
 
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