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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Padres’ pitcher on rampage, kills twelve
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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Tea Party supporters oppose plans to display severed heads of 9/11 victims at Ground Zero
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|Image text=Oh...uh...sorry Felipe...
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|Image text=An artist's impression of the ''"Ground Zero Heads on Spikes"'' project.
|Synopsis='''SAN DIEGO, California''' -- As [[fans]] filed into the seats of Petco Park yesterday the [[27]]-year-old pitcher, Jake Peavy, was warming up for another big [[murder|start]]. Peavy’s [[enemy|opponents]], the Arizona Diamondbacks, were in for the game of their lives. Peavy began the game by [[killing]] the first batter, Felipe Lopez. As Lopez’s [[blood]] splattered against the backstop the fans watched in horror. Soon the [[Batman|batboy]] ran out to Lopez’s limp body and applied a defibrillator
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|Synopsis='''GROUND ZERO, New York City''' -- Supporters of the [[Boston Tea Party|Tea Party]] movement have demonstrated in opposition to plans to ''"display the severed heads of [[9/11]] victims on spikes at [[WTC|Ground Zero]]."'' Supporters of the proposal, however, accuse opponents of being ''"misleading"'' and ''"hysterical."''
 
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