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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Tea Party supporters oppose plans to display severed heads of 9/11 victims at Ground Zero
{{Lead_Tester|Title=AIDS walk fails to cure AIDS
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|Image text=The virus that causes AIDS, which walking again failed to do anything to cure.
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|Image text=An artist's impression of the ''"Ground Zero Heads on Spikes"'' project.
|Synopsis='''NEW YORK, New York''' -- In a disappointing development, walking failed to cure the virus that causes [[AIDS]], [[HIV]]. ''"We really thought that if we had a lot of people march five miles, that would intimidate the virus. We failed to appreciate that viruses have no ability to appreciate sanctioned civil disobedience actions"'' said Gunther, an AIDS awareness activist. ''"We have been successful in attracting attention to the problem, but unfortunately walking has proven powerless to stop the virus. Hopefully more walking next year will be successful."''|WhichOne={{{Which|Null}}}}}
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|Synopsis='''GROUND ZERO, New York City''' -- Supporters of the [[Boston Tea Party|Tea Party]] movement have demonstrated in opposition to plans to ''"display the severed heads of [[9/11]] victims on spikes at [[WTC|Ground Zero]]."'' Supporters of the proposal, however, accuse opponents of being ''"misleading"'' and ''"hysterical."''
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