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• Shark flying at Cape Cod (pictured)

• Free, single and plenty of fish to choose from

• Zimbabwe presidential elections features a hair metal candidate

• Baseballer says his piece and puts everyone on high alert

• Anorexic cheerleader scandal

• Trusted news service hacked ( listen)
• Reese Witherspoon very confused

• Norway returns to darkness

• Kim il-Thatch dead and not loving it
• Dead rapper does an Elvis in the Middle East

• Gangster's uzi kills gangster's wife