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• Pantomime horses are 100% human say vets in entertainment labelling fiasco

• Silvio Berlusconi gives up the ladies until after Italian elections (pictured)

• Evil Wikia offer special membership deals in exchange for lots of money

• Syrian deadlock finally broken

• Fight for St.Peter's Throne hotting up

• The next Pope already chosen

• Pope resigns for the love of Madonna

• Far Eastern holiday destination will leave you spellbound

• Scouting for straight boys delayed

• Dinosaur leader says there is no need to panic about a silly little space rock

• University offers degrees that are out of this world for escape velocity candidates

• A play starring people with Down's Syndrome is not beyond criticism says writer but you will look bad if you do it

• Lewis Hamilton totals brand new Mercedes in alleged texting accident