- Paris welcomes David Beckham to France in big underwear signing (pictured)
- David Cameron goes into the desert for his new film
- Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl
- Two men and a one eyed beast fight for control of jihadi International terrorist network
- Iran launches a monkey into space
- Ireland re-defines 'drunk driving' as merry motoring to help economy
- New York soda fountains fizz up a storm
- Lance Armstrong offered a lead in fantasy film
- Apple removes an app due to pornography concerns
- Prince Harry kills for Queen and someone else's country
- McDonalds munches on another American icon
- British democracy is a sham
- Double your money or sell your children
