- Shark flying at Cape Cod (pictured)
- Kim il-Thatch dead and not loving it
- Dead rapper does an Elvis in the Middle East
- Gangster's uzi kills gangster's wife
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| − | *Buckingham Palace drawn into the horse burger '''[[UnNews:Horses for royal three dinner courses?|scandal]]''' | |
+ | *'''[[UnNews:Sergio Garcia apologizes|Fried chicken, watermelon and menthol cigarettes! Oh my!]]''' | |
| − | *Paris welcomes David Beckham to France in big '''[[UnNews:David_Beckham's career ends in pants at French fashion label|underwear signing]] ''' (pictured) | |
+ | *'''[[UnNews:Obama ducks more IRS fallout|Obama ducks more IRS fallout]]''' | |
| − | *David Cameron goes into the desert for his '''[[UnNews:David Cameron to star in new desert adventure|new film]]''' | |
+ | * '''[[UnNews:Flying sharks spotted at Cape Cod|Shark flying at Cape Cod]]''' (pictured) | |
| − | *Recovering New Orleans [[UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl|'''attempts to host Super Bowl''']] | |
+ | * '''[[UnNews:The Singles Crisis: UnNews Reporter's Two Years on Plenty of Fish|Free, single and plenty of fish to choose from]]''' | |
| − | *Two men and a one eyed beast fight for control of ''' [[UnNews:Eyes have it as Sheik Cyclops emerges as Islamic fundamentalist front runner|jihadi International terrorist network]]''' | |
+ | * '''[[UnNews:Dave Mustaine is running for president|Zimbabwe presidential elections features a hair metal candidate]] | |
| − | *Iran launches a '''[[UnNews:Iran launches monkey into space|monkey into space]]''' | |
+ | * '''[[UnNews:Baseballer detonates bomb in Boston but walks free| Baseballer says his piece and puts everyone on high alert]]''' | |
| − | *Ireland re-defines 'drunk driving' as '''[[UnNews:Ireland to legalize drunk driving|merry motoring]]''' to help economy | |
+ | * '''[[UnNews:Blogger may be "angling" to replace "anorexic" NBA cheerleader Kelsey William|Anorexic cheerleader scandal]]''' | |
| − | *New York soda fountains fizz up a '''[[UnNews:New York soda ban opposed by NAACP|storm]]''' | |
+ | * '''[[UnNews:UnNews wire hacked; President is unhurt|Trusted news service hacked]]''' {{InlineMedia|UnNews wire hacked; President is unhurt}} |
| − | *Lance Armstrong offered a lead '''[[UnNews:Lance_Armstrong cast as Loki|in fantasy film]]''' | |
+ | * '''[[UnNews:Witherspoon may have Alzheimer's|Reese Witherspoon very confused]]''' | |
| − | *Apple removes an app due to '''[[UnNews:Apple removes app due to pornography concerns|pornography concerns]]''' | |
+ | * '''[[UnNews:'Lights Out' For Norway|Norway returns to darkness]]''' | |
| − | *Prince Harry kills for Queen and someone else's '''[[UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs|country]]''' | |
+ | * '''[[UnNews:Kim il-Thatch honoured with state funeral|Kim il-Thatch dead and not loving it]]''' |
| − | *McDonalds munches on another '''[[UnNews:McDonalds_Finalizes_Purchase_of_the_Gateway_Arch|American icon]]''' | |
+ | * '''[[UnNews:Famous rapper Tupac Shakur found Alive in Dubai|Dead rapper]]''' does an Elvis in the Middle East | |
| − | *British democracy is a ''' [[UnNews:British democracy discovered to be a hoax|sham]]''' | |
+ | * Gangster's uzi '''[[UnNews:Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster's ex-wife|kills gangster's wife]]''' | |
| − | *Double your money or '''[[UnNews:British lottery ticket prices rise to £2|sell your children]]''' | |
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