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Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link above the NEW LINKS line to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 120px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "pictured" and remove the old label. DO NOT USE THUMBNAIL IMAGES, which can make the main page look ratty when further resized.
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Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link in the {{UnNews Main Image}} template to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 200px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "(pictured)" and remove the old label.
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
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Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
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*Buckingham Palace drawn into the horse burger '''[[UnNews:Horses for royal three dinner courses?|scandal]]''' |
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*Paris welcomes David Beckham to France in big '''[[UnNews:David_Beckham's career ends in pants at French fashion label|underwear signing]] ''' (pictured) |
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| link = UnNews:Concept flight reaches trendsetting Hawaii
*David Cameron goes into the desert for his '''[[UnNews:David Cameron to star in new desert adventure|new film]]''' |
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| text = To make the innovative airplane descend, the pilots simply turn on its lights.
*Recovering New Orleans [[UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl|'''attempts to host Super Bowl''']] |
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*Two men and a one eyed beast fight for control of ''' [[UnNews:Eyes have it as Sheik Cyclops emerges as Islamic fundamentalist front runner|jihadi International terrorist network]]''' |
 
*Iran launches a '''[[UnNews:Iran launches monkey into space|monkey into space]]''' |
 
*Ireland re-defines 'drunk driving' as '''[[UnNews:Ireland to legalize drunk driving|merry motoring]]''' to help economy |
 
*New York soda fountains fizz up a '''[[UnNews:New York soda ban opposed by NAACP|storm]]''' |
 
*Lance Armstrong offered a lead '''[[UnNews:Lance_Armstrong cast as Loki|in fantasy film]]''' |
 
*Apple removes an app due to '''[[UnNews:Apple removes app due to pornography concerns|pornography concerns]]''' |
 
*Prince Harry kills for Queen and someone else's '''[[UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs|country]]''' |
 
*McDonalds munches on another '''[[UnNews:McDonalds_Finalizes_Purchase_of_the_Gateway_Arch|American icon]]''' |
 
*British democracy is a ''' [[UnNews:British democracy discovered to be a hoax|sham]]''' |
 
*Double your money or '''[[UnNews:British lottery ticket prices rise to £2|sell your children]]''' |
 
   
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*'''[[UnNews:Sulu discovers new life form|Sulu discovers new life form]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Britain signs Declaration of Dependence‎|Britain signs Declaration of Dependence‎]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Concept flight reaches trendsetting Hawaii|Concept flight reaches trendsetting Hawaii]]''' (pictured) |
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*'''[[UnNews:Britain to get tough on acronyms|Britain to get tough on acronyms]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:F1 teams told to kill more drivers‎‎|F1 teams told to kill more drivers‎‎]]''' |
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*'''Greek Economic Meltdown '15'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Greece finally gets it right|Greece finally gets it right]]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Tourists to Greece told to bring own gyros|Tourists to Greece told to bring own gyros]]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Agamemnon: Greece's economy can recover|Agamemnon: Economy can recover]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Obama privatizes kidnapping industry|Obama privatizes kidnapping industry]]''' {{InlineMedia|Obama privatizes kidnapping industry}} |
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*'''[[UnNews:Glastonbury crowd stockpiling urine for Kanye|Glastonbury crowd stockpiling urine for Kanye]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:China creates sex database|China creates sex database]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Brady wins at US Supreme Court|Brady wins at US Supreme Court]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Desserts shrink from climate change|Desserts shrink from climate change]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:SC shooting induces panic by legislators‎|SC shooting induces panic by legislators‎]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Pope says everything is true, and related‎|Pope says everything is true, and related‎]]''' |
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*'''Elop is out at Microsoft'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Former Nokia CEO leaving Microsoft|Tries to stay anonymous]]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Stephen Elop to present "Trojan's Den"|Discusses future in reality TV]]''' |
   
 
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