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Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link above the NEW LINKS line to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 120px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "pictured" and remove the old label. DO NOT USE THUMBNAIL IMAGES, which can make the main page look ratty when further resized.
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Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link in the {{UnNews Main Image}} template to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 200px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "(pictured)" and remove the old label.
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
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Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
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*Buckingham Palace drawn into the horse burger '''[[UnNews:Horses for royal three dinner courses?|scandal]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Activision announces Call of Duty movie|Activision announces Call of Duty movie]]''' |
*Paris welcomes David Beckham to France in big '''[[UnNews:David_Beckham's career ends in pants at French fashion label|underwear signing]] ''' (pictured) |
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*'''[[UnNews:Canadians speechless as November is the new winter|Canadians speechless as November is the new winter]]''' (pictured) |
*David Cameron goes into the desert for his '''[[UnNews:David Cameron to star in new desert adventure|new film]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Obama to everyone: Drop dead!|Obama to everyone: Drop dead!]]''' |
*Recovering New Orleans [[UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl|'''attempts to host Super Bowl''']] |
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*'''[[UnNews:Premium seating offered for Ferguson riots|Premium seating offered for Ferguson riots]]''' |
*Two men and a one eyed beast fight for control of ''' [[UnNews:Eyes have it as Sheik Cyclops emerges as Islamic fundamentalist front runner|jihadi International terrorist network]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Moussaoui turns State's Evidence|"Twentieth hijacker" turns State's Evidence]]''' |
*Iran launches a '''[[UnNews:Iran launches monkey into space|monkey into space]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Students fault slow police response to Swift bomb|Taylor Swift "bombs" at Old Dominion]]''' |
*Ireland re-defines 'drunk driving' as '''[[UnNews:Ireland to legalize drunk driving|merry motoring]]''' to help economy |
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*'''Big soft-landing-on-comet news'''
*New York soda fountains fizz up a '''[[UnNews:New York soda ban opposed by NAACP|storm]]''' |
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**'''[[UnNews:Obama lands on comet, taken prisoner by pod people|Obama lands on comet, taken prisoner by pod people]]'''
*Lance Armstrong offered a lead '''[[UnNews:Lance_Armstrong cast as Loki|in fantasy film]]''' |
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**'''[[UnNews:Comet welcomes visitors|Pod-person-eye view of the situation]]''' |
*Apple removes an app due to '''[[UnNews:Apple removes app due to pornography concerns|pornography concerns]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Merkel hails the fall of the Berlin Wall|Merkel hails the fall of the Berlin Wall]]''' |
*Prince Harry kills for Queen and someone else's '''[[UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs|country]]''' |
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*'''2014 [[U.S.]] [[Election|mid-term election]]'''
*McDonalds munches on another '''[[UnNews:McDonalds_Finalizes_Purchase_of_the_Gateway_Arch|American icon]]''' |
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**'''[[UnNews:Obama hears everyone|Obama hears everyone]]''' {{InlineMedia|Obama hears everyone}}
*British democracy is a ''' [[UnNews:British democracy discovered to be a hoax|sham]]''' |
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**'''[[UnNews:Now we can get log-rolling going|Republican op-ed: Now we can get log-rolling going]]'''
*Double your money or '''[[UnNews:British lottery ticket prices rise to £2|sell your children]]''' |
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**'''[[UnNews:Democrats take a beating|Democrats take a beating]]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:First Lady gives absolution on eating healthy|First Lady gives absolution on eating healthy]]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:America votes and goes home|America votes and goes home]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:US and allies set strategy against ISIS|US and allies set strategy against ISIS]]''' |
   
 
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