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Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link above the NEW LINKS line to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 120px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "pictured" and remove the old label. DO NOT USE THUMBNAIL IMAGES, which can make the main page look ratty when further resized.
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Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link in the {{UnNews Main Image}} template to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 200px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "(pictured)" and remove the old label.
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
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Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
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*Buckingham Palace drawn into the 'horse burger '''[[UnNews:Horses for royal three dinner courses?|scandal]]''' |
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*Paris welcomes David Beckham to France in big '''[[UnNews:David_Beckham's career ends in pants at French fashion label|underwear signing]] ''' (pictured) |
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| link = UnNews:Lord Sewel: It wasn't coke and whores
*David Cameron goes into the desert for his '''[[UnNews:David Cameron to star in new desert adventure|new film]]''' |
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| text = Lord Sewel insisted that snorting sugar of your sister's naked chest is not questionable conduct but merely looks like it.
*Recovering New Orleans [[UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl|'''attempts to host Super Bowl''']] |
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*Two men and a one eyed beast fight for control of ''' [[UnNews:Eyes have it as Sheik Cyclops emerges as Islamic fundamentalist front runner|jihadi International terrorist network]]''' |
 
*Iran launches a '''[[UnNews:Iran launches monkey into space|monkey into space]]''' |
 
*Ireland re-defines 'drunk driving' as '''[[UnNews:Ireland to legalize drunk driving|merry motoring]]''' to help economy |
 
*New York soda fountains fizz up a '''[[UnNews:New York soda ban opposed by NAACP|storm]]''' |
 
*Lance Armstrong offered a lead '''[[UnNews:Lance_Armstrong cast as Loki|in fantasy film]]''' |
 
*Apple removes an app due to '''[[UnNews:Apple removes app due to pornography concerns|pornography concerns]]''' |
 
*Prince Harry kills for Queen and someone else's '''[[UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs|country]]''' |
 
*McDonalds munches on another '''[[UnNews:McDonalds_Finalizes_Purchase_of_the_Gateway_Arch|American icon]]''' |
 
*British democracy is a ''' [[UnNews:British democracy discovered to be a hoax|sham]]''' |
 
*Double your money or '''[[UnNews:British lottery ticket prices rise to £2|sell your children]]''' |
 
   
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*'''[[UnNews:Swarm danger for Britain says Cameron‎‎|Swarm danger for Britain says Cameron‎‎]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:New batch of hate words is ready|New batch of hate words is ready]]''' {{InlineMedia|New batch of hate words is ready}} |
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*'''[[UnNews:Lord Sewel: It wasn't coke and whores|Lord Sewel: It wasn't coke and whores]]''' (pictured) |
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*'''[[UnNews:US Senators do a deal|US Senators do a deal]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:US parties fight spate of plain-speaking|US parties fight spate of plain-speaking]]''' {{InlineMedia|US parties fight spate of plain-speaking}} |
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*'''[[UnNews:Ant-Man killed in patio accident|Ant-Man killed in patio accident]] |
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*'''[[UnNews:Umunna:_Labour_Party_‘chav_cheap_trash’|Labour politician disses own supporters]] |
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*'''[[UnNews:British Queen's Nazi childhood revealed|British Royal family's Nazi past]]''' |
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*'''Reforms at the [[BBC]]?'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Tories propose BBC reforms|Tories propose BBC reforms]]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Cameron says BBC Daleks must be destroyed|Cameron says BBC Daleks must be destroyed]] |
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*'''[[UnNews:2015 Greek financial crisis|Greek Financial Meltdown '15]]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Greek crisis enters crisis phase|Greek crisis enters crisis phase]] (updated)''' {{InlineMedia|Greek crisis enters crisis phase}}
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**'''[[UnNews:Tsipras beats Merkel at Twister|Tsipras beats Merkel at Twister]]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Icarus will fly again, says father|Icarus will fly again, says father]]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Tourists to Greece told to bring own gyros|Tourists to Greece told to bring own gyros]]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Agamemnon: Greece's economy can recover|Agamemnon: Economy can recover]]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Greece finally gets it right|Greece finally gets it right]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Pluto mission encounters a temper tantrum|Pluto mission encounters a temper tantrum]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:U.K. Government to vote on Scot hunting|U.K. Government to vote on Scot hunting]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:South Carolina renounces slavery, again|South Carolina renounces slavery, again]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:"Sex-ed" students bat for teacher|"Sex-ed" students bat for teacher]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Osborne announces budget|Osborne announces budget]]''' |
   
 
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