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Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link above the NEW LINKS line to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 120px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "pictured" and remove the old label. DO NOT USE THUMBNAIL IMAGES, which can make the main page look ratty when further resized.
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Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link in the {{UnNews Main Image}} template to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 200px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "(pictured)" and remove the old label.
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
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Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
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*Buckingham Palace drawn into the 'horse burger '''[[UnNews:Horses for royal three dinner courses?|scandal]]''' |
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*Paris welcomes David Beckham to France in big '''[[UnNews:David_Beckham's career ends in pants at French fashion label|underwear signing]] ''' (pictured) |
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| link = UnNews:Greece scrounges for cash
*David Cameron goes into the desert for his '''[[UnNews:David Cameron to star in new desert adventure|new film]]''' |
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| text = The Greek Finance Minister (lower right) meets with representatives of the International Monetary Fund (left). Above, Mr. Tsipras contemplates how he might have raised cash by selling tickets to the event.
*Recovering New Orleans [[UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl|'''attempts to host Super Bowl''']] |
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*Two men and a one eyed beast fight for control of ''' [[UnNews:Eyes have it as Sheik Cyclops emerges as Islamic fundamentalist front runner|jihadi International terrorist network]]''' |
 
*Iran launches a '''[[UnNews:Iran launches monkey into space|monkey into space]]''' |
 
*Ireland re-defines 'drunk driving' as '''[[UnNews:Ireland to legalize drunk driving|merry motoring]]''' to help economy |
 
*New York soda fountains fizz up a '''[[UnNews:New York soda ban opposed by NAACP|storm]]''' |
 
*Lance Armstrong offered a lead '''[[UnNews:Lance_Armstrong cast as Loki|in fantasy film]]''' |
 
*Apple removes an app due to '''[[UnNews:Apple removes app due to pornography concerns|pornography concerns]]''' |
 
*Prince Harry kills for Queen and someone else's '''[[UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs|country]]''' |
 
*McDonalds munches on another '''[[UnNews:McDonalds_Finalizes_Purchase_of_the_Gateway_Arch|American icon]]''' |
 
*British democracy is a ''' [[UnNews:British democracy discovered to be a hoax|sham]]''' |
 
*Double your money or '''[[UnNews:British lottery ticket prices rise to £2|sell your children]]''' |
 
   
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*'''[[UnNews:2015 British general election|<SPAN STYLE="background-color: navy; color: white; padding: 0 0.3em">Special coverage of the 2015 British general election</SPAN>]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Minor parties under the spotlight|Minor UK parties under the spotlight]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:IRS to return frivolous expenditures to the public|IRS to return frivolous expenditures to the public]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:US aircraft carrier readied to do nothing|US aircraft carrier readied to do nothing]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Liberal Democrats prepare for the worst|Liberal Democrats prepare for the worst]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Organizers may cancel Earth Day Concert after being fined by city|Organizers may cancel Earth Day Concert after being fined by city]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Greece scrounges for cash|Greece scrounges for cash]]''' (pictured) |
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*'''[[UnNews:Coast Guard ship returns with 14 tons of cocaine|Coast Guard ship returns with 14 tons of cocaine]]''' ([[Cocaine|sniff]]) |
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*'''[[UnNews:Opposition leaders' debate isolates Miliband|Opposition leaders' debate isolates Miliband]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Hillary unveils campaign disguise|Hillary unveils campaign disguise]]''' {{InlineMedia|Hillary unveils campaign disguise}} |
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*'''[[UnNews:UK declares national “state of apathy”|UK declares national “state of apathy”]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Hillary may have declared her candidacy|Hillary may have declared her candidacy]]''' {{InlineMedia|Hillary may have declared her candidacy}}
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*'''[[UnNews:Owner of ".sucks" asks for legal advice|Owner of ".sucks" asks for legal advice]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Derrick Rose shocks everybody with injury-free game|Derrick Rose shocks everybody with injury-free game]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Rand Paul announces 50-state campaign|Rand Paul announces 50-state campaign]]'''
   
 
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