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Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link above the NEW LINKS line to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 120px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "pictured" and remove the old label. DO NOT USE THUMBNAIL IMAGES, which can make the main page look ratty when further resized.
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Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link in the {{UnNews Main Image}} template to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 200px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "(pictured)" and remove the old label.
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
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Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
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*Buckingham Palace drawn into the horse burger '''[[UnNews:Horses for royal three dinner courses?|scandal]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Romney not running in 2016|Romney not running in 2016]]''' |
*Paris welcomes David Beckham to France in big '''[[UnNews:David_Beckham's career ends in pants at French fashion label|underwear signing]] ''' (pictured) |
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*'''[[UnNews:More snags in Hernandez murder trial|More snags in Hernandez murder trial]]''' |
*David Cameron goes into the desert for his '''[[UnNews:David Cameron to star in new desert adventure|new film]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:UK to export North Sea water to the Middle East|UK to export North Sea water to the Middle East]]''' (pictured) |
*Recovering New Orleans [[UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl|'''attempts to host Super Bowl''']] |
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*'''[[UnNews:Oh God it's snowing hard|Oh God it's snowing hard]]''' |
*Two men and a one eyed beast fight for control of ''' [[UnNews:Eyes have it as Sheik Cyclops emerges as Islamic fundamentalist front runner|jihadi International terrorist network]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Syriza wins in Greece; leader vows to end Archaic austerity|Syriza wins in Greece; leader vows to end Archaic austerity]]''' |
*Iran launches a '''[[UnNews:Iran launches monkey into space|monkey into space]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Obama to save the day by attending Abdullah funeral|Obama to save the day by attending Abdullah funeral]]''' {{InlineMedia|Obama to save the day by attending Abdullah funeral}} |
*Ireland re-defines 'drunk driving' as '''[[UnNews:Ireland to legalize drunk driving|merry motoring]]''' to help economy |
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*'''[[UnNews:Scientist stops light, chats with it|Scientist stops light, chats with it]]''' |
*New York soda fountains fizz up a '''[[UnNews:New York soda ban opposed by NAACP|storm]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:SkyMall goes broke|SkyMall goes broke]]''' |
*Lance Armstrong offered a lead '''[[UnNews:Lance_Armstrong cast as Loki|in fantasy film]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:World's most unreliable clock reset again|World's most unreliable clock reset again]]''' |
*Apple removes an app due to '''[[UnNews:Apple removes app due to pornography concerns|pornography concerns]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Windows 10 will include glasses and fake nose|Windows 10 will include glasses and fake nose]]''' |
*Prince Harry kills for Queen and someone else's '''[[UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs|country]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Obama "goes it alone" on State of the Union|Obama "goes it alone" on State of the Union]]''' |
*McDonalds munches on another '''[[UnNews:McDonalds_Finalizes_Purchase_of_the_Gateway_Arch|American icon]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:New England steals AFC trophy|New England steals AFC trophy]]''' {{InlineMedia|New England steals AFC trophy}} |
*British democracy is a ''' [[UnNews:British democracy discovered to be a hoax|sham]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Super Mario appears on The Sun's page 3|Super Mario appears on The Sun's page 3]]''' |
*Double your money or '''[[UnNews:British lottery ticket prices rise to £2|sell your children]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Giant asteroid headed for Earth; God says no sweat|Giant asteroid headed for Earth; God says no sweat]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Cameron: BP now able to boost wages|Cameron: BP now able to boost wages]]''' |
   
 
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