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Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link above the NEW LINKS line to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 120px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "pictured" and remove the old label. DO NOT USE THUMBNAIL IMAGES, which can make the main page look ratty when further resized.
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Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link in the {{UnNews Main Image}} template to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 200px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "(pictured)" and remove the old label.
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
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Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
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| link = UnNews:Miliband shares his interest in becoming PM
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| text = Ed Miliband looking very geeky
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*Buckingham Palace drawn into the horse burger '''[[UnNews:Horses for royal three dinner courses?|scandal]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Russians_set_to_seize_rest_of_Nevada|Russia advances on Nevada]]''' |
*Paris welcomes David Beckham to France in big '''[[UnNews:David_Beckham's career ends in pants at French fashion label|underwear signing]] ''' (pictured) |
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*'''[[UnNews:Miliband shares his interest in becoming PM|Miliband shares his interest in becoming PM]]''' (pictured) |
*David Cameron goes into the desert for his '''[[UnNews:David Cameron to star in new desert adventure|new film]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Aunt Zeituni "self-deports"|An illegal alien "self-deports"]]''' |
*Recovering New Orleans [[UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl|'''attempts to host Super Bowl''']] |
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*'''[[UnNews:Windows XP becomes suddenly useless|XP is suddenly useless]]''' {{InlineMedia|Windows XP becomes suddenly useless}} |
*Two men and a one eyed beast fight for control of ''' [[UnNews:Eyes have it as Sheik Cyclops emerges as Islamic fundamentalist front runner|jihadi International terrorist network]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Salmond shoots down helicopter over Aberdeen|Salmond shoots down helicopter over Aberdeen]]''' |
*Iran launches a '''[[UnNews:Iran launches monkey into space|monkey into space]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Congress writes last-ever dirty tax bill|Congress writes last-ever dirty tax bill]]''' {{InlineMedia|Congress writes last-ever dirty tax bill}}|
*Ireland re-defines 'drunk driving' as '''[[UnNews:Ireland to legalize drunk driving|merry motoring]]''' to help economy |
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*'''[[UnNews:Super Bout: McCain vs. Putin – who is ducking who?|Super Bout: McCain vs. Putin – who is ducking who?]] |
*New York soda fountains fizz up a '''[[UnNews:New York soda ban opposed by NAACP|storm]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:UKIP leader to become Russian Prime Minister for a month|UKIP leader to become Russian Prime Minister for a month]] |
*Lance Armstrong offered a lead '''[[UnNews:Lance_Armstrong cast as Loki|in fantasy film]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Search for Black Box spreads further|Search for Black Box spreads further]] |
*Apple removes an app due to '''[[UnNews:Apple removes app due to pornography concerns|pornography concerns]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Army-base shooting occurs without jihad|Army-base shooting occurs without jihad]]''' {{InlineMedia|Army-base shooting occurs without jihad}} |
*Prince Harry kills for Queen and someone else's '''[[UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs|country]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:No additional bodies found|No additional bodies found]] |
*McDonalds munches on another '''[[UnNews:McDonalds_Finalizes_Purchase_of_the_Gateway_Arch|American icon]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Astronomers "love pink" on newest find|Astronomers "love pink" on newest find]] |
*British democracy is a ''' [[UnNews:British democracy discovered to be a hoax|sham]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Boy 3D prints replacement head for beloved cat|Boy 3D prints replacement head for cat]]'''
*Double your money or '''[[UnNews:British lottery ticket prices rise to £2|sell your children]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Kudlow: Let's all boycott Russia|Kudlow calls for boycott of Russia]]''' {{InlineMedia|Kudlow says Let's boycott Russia}}
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*'''[[UnNews:Eating money makes gold poop|Eating money makes gold poop]]''' |
   
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Latest revision as of 13:53, April 19, 2014



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