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Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link above the NEW LINKS line to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 120px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "pictured" and remove the old label. DO NOT USE THUMBNAIL IMAGES, which can make the main page look ratty when further resized.
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Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link in the {{UnNews Main Image}} template to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 200px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "(pictured)" and remove the old label.
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
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Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
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*Buckingham Palace drawn into the horse burger '''[[UnNews:Horses for royal three dinner courses?|scandal]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Blaser gets Nobel Prize for cup-holder|Blaser gets Nobel Prize for cup-holder]]''' (pictured) |
*Paris welcomes David Beckham to France in big '''[[UnNews:David_Beckham's career ends in pants at French fashion label|underwear signing]] ''' (pictured) |
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*'''[[UnNews:Obama votes early; Pookie does not|Obama votes early; Pookie does not]]''' |
*David Cameron goes into the desert for his '''[[UnNews:David Cameron to star in new desert adventure|new film]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Obama opts for "Nancy" solution to ISIS|Obama opts for "Nancy" solution to ISIS]]''' |
*Recovering New Orleans [[UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl|'''attempts to host Super Bowl''']] |
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*'''[[UnNews:Florida man killed by thug, music|Florida man killed by thug, music]]''' |
*Two men and a one eyed beast fight for control of ''' [[UnNews:Eyes have it as Sheik Cyclops emerges as Islamic fundamentalist front runner|jihadi International terrorist network]]''' |
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*'''[[Ebola]] What, me worry?'''
*Iran launches a '''[[UnNews:Iran launches monkey into space|monkey into space]]''' |
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**'''[[UnNews:Emperor Ebola appoints czar|Emperor Ebola appoints czar]]'''
*Ireland re-defines 'drunk driving' as '''[[UnNews:Ireland to legalize drunk driving|merry motoring]]''' to help economy |
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**'''[[UnNews:U.S. asks 132 passengers to step forward|U.S. asks 132 passengers to step forward]]'''
*New York soda fountains fizz up a '''[[UnNews:New York soda ban opposed by NAACP|storm]]''' |
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**'''[[UnNews:UKIP targets Ebola|UKIP targets Ebola]]'''
*Lance Armstrong offered a lead '''[[UnNews:Lance_Armstrong cast as Loki|in fantasy film]]''' |
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**'''[[UnNews:President Ebola springs into action|President Ebola springs into action]]''' |
*Apple removes an app due to '''[[UnNews:Apple removes app due to pornography concerns|pornography concerns]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Polls crushing Obama; GOP looks away|Polls crushing Obama; GOP looks away]]''' |
*Prince Harry kills for Queen and someone else's '''[[UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs|country]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Biden apologizes again|Joe Biden apologizes again]]''' |
*McDonalds munches on another '''[[UnNews:McDonalds_Finalizes_Purchase_of_the_Gateway_Arch|American icon]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Kim Jong-Un cheesed off by North Korea?|Kim Jong-Un hiding in a Swiss cheese?]]''' |
*British democracy is a ''' [[UnNews:British democracy discovered to be a hoax|sham]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:California enacts a Foreplay Law|Yes means Yes in California]]''' |
*Double your money or '''[[UnNews:British lottery ticket prices rise to £2|sell your children]]''' |
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*'''Scotland secession '''
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**'''[[UnNews:Royals dodge a bullet|Royals dodge a bullet]]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Hogwarts to stay in Scotland|Hogwarts to stay in Scotland]]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:England may be next to secede from UK|England wants out next]]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Loch Ness Monster to swim south if Scotland secedes|Nessie: 'If Scotland secedes, I'm outta here!']]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Duchess gets pregnant to save the marriage|Duchess gets pregnant to save the marriage]]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Implications of Scottish independence laid bare|Full apocalyptic implications]]''' |
 
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