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Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link above the NEW LINKS line to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 120px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "pictured" and remove the old label. DO NOT USE THUMBNAIL IMAGES, which can make the main page look ratty when further resized.
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Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link in the {{UnNews Main Image}} template to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 200px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "(pictured)" and remove the old label.
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
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Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
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| image = Pope Francis behind Plexiglas.jpg | width = 200
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| link = Pope assures that 2% of priests are pedophiles
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| text = The Pope gave his remarks from behind the blessed bulletproof Plexiglas}}
 
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*Buckingham Palace drawn into the horse burger '''[[UnNews:Horses for royal three dinner courses?|scandal]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Pope assures that 2% of priests are pedophiles|Pope assures that 2% of priests are pedophiles]]''' (pictured) |
*Paris welcomes David Beckham to France in big '''[[UnNews:David_Beckham's career ends in pants at French fashion label|underwear signing]] ''' (pictured) |
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*'''[[UnNews:Biden asks governors to lead nation out of mess|Joe Biden asks U.S. governors to lead nation out of "mess"]]''' {{InlineMedia|Biden asks governors to lead nation out of mess}} |
*David Cameron goes into the desert for his '''[[UnNews:David Cameron to star in new desert adventure|new film]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:UK Parliament plays Musical Chairs|UK Parliament plays Musical Chairs]]''' |
*Recovering New Orleans [[UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl|'''attempts to host Super Bowl''']] |
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*'''[[UnNews:Rob Ford asks for voters' trust|Toronto's Rob Ford asks for voters' trust]]''' |
*Two men and a one eyed beast fight for control of ''' [[UnNews:Eyes have it as Sheik Cyclops emerges as Islamic fundamentalist front runner|jihadi International terrorist network]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Invasion from Central America promises helpful new US crisis|Invasion from Central America promises helpful new US crisis]]''' |
*Iran launches a '''[[UnNews:Iran launches monkey into space|monkey into space]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Caliph Ibrahim to build own volcano to hide in|Caliph Ibrahim to build own volcano to hide in]]'''|
*Ireland re-defines 'drunk driving' as '''[[UnNews:Ireland to legalize drunk driving|merry motoring]]''' to help economy |
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*'''[[UnNews:Suarez starts food fight at World Cup|Suarez starts food fight at World Cup]]''' |
*New York soda fountains fizz up a '''[[UnNews:New York soda ban opposed by NAACP|storm]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:World Cup draw claimed "cruel and unusual"|World Cup draw claimed "cruel and unusual"]] |
*Lance Armstrong offered a lead '''[[UnNews:Lance_Armstrong cast as Loki|in fantasy film]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:NYC gang sweep nets Sinaloa Dance Cartel|NYC gang sweep nets Sinaloa Dance Cartel]]'''
*Apple removes an app due to '''[[UnNews:Apple removes app due to pornography concerns|pornography concerns]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:US makes loud noises over Iraq|US makes loud noises over Iraq]]'''|
*Prince Harry kills for Queen and someone else's '''[[UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs|country]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:FIFA: Brazil to win World Cup|FIFA: Brazil to win World Cup]]''' |
*McDonalds munches on another '''[[UnNews:McDonalds_Finalizes_Purchase_of_the_Gateway_Arch|American icon]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Pollsters unexpectedly accurate in P.E.I.|Pollsters unexpectedly accurate]]
*British democracy is a ''' [[UnNews:British democracy discovered to be a hoax|sham]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Han Solo falls in Iraq, future in doubt|Han Solo falls in Iraq]]''' |
*Double your money or '''[[UnNews:British lottery ticket prices rise to £2|sell your children]]''' |
 
 
   
 
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