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Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link above the NEW LINKS line to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 120px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "pictured" and remove the old label. DO NOT USE THUMBNAIL IMAGES, which can make the main page look ratty when further resized.
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Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link in the {{UnNews Main Image}} template to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 200px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "(pictured)" and remove the old label.
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
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Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
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| link = UnNews:Walmart further enslaves employees with "dress code"
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| text = Disgruntled Walmart employee in a Job Action
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*Buckingham Palace drawn into the horse burger '''[[UnNews:Horses for royal three dinner courses?|scandal]]''' |
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*'''Scotland secession '''
*Paris welcomes David Beckham to France in big '''[[UnNews:David_Beckham's career ends in pants at French fashion label|underwear signing]] ''' (pictured) |
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**'''[[UnNews:Royals dodge a bullet|Royals dodge a bullet]]'''
*David Cameron goes into the desert for his '''[[UnNews:David Cameron to star in new desert adventure|new film]]''' |
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**'''[[UnNews:Hogwarts to stay in Scotland|Hogwarts to stay in Scotland]]'''
*Recovering New Orleans [[UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl|'''attempts to host Super Bowl''']] |
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**'''[[UnNews:Loch Ness Monster to swim south if Scotland secedes|Nessie: 'If Scotland secedes, I'm outta here!']]'''
*Two men and a one eyed beast fight for control of ''' [[UnNews:Eyes have it as Sheik Cyclops emerges as Islamic fundamentalist front runner|jihadi International terrorist network]]''' |
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**'''[[UnNews:Duchess gets pregnant to save the marriage|Duchess gets pregnant to save the marriage]]'''
*Iran launches a '''[[UnNews:Iran launches monkey into space|monkey into space]]''' |
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**'''[[UnNews:Implications of Scottish independence laid bare|Full apocalyptic implications]]''' |
*Ireland re-defines 'drunk driving' as '''[[UnNews:Ireland to legalize drunk driving|merry motoring]]''' to help economy |
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*'''Icelandic volcano '''
*New York soda fountains fizz up a '''[[UnNews:New York soda ban opposed by NAACP|storm]]''' |
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**'''[[UnNews:Iceland names new volcano to frustrate foreign newscasters|Name to frustrate foreign newscasters]]'''
*Lance Armstrong offered a lead '''[[UnNews:Lance_Armstrong cast as Loki|in fantasy film]]''' |
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**'''[[UnNews:Icelandic researchers: Volcanic gases have deleterious effects|Gases have deleterious effects]]''' |
*Apple removes an app due to '''[[UnNews:Apple removes app due to pornography concerns|pornography concerns]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Walmart further enslaves employees with "dress code"|Walmart's slave-driving dress code]]''' (pictured) |
*Prince Harry kills for Queen and someone else's '''[[UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs|country]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Obama goes to un-war|Obama taunts ISIS on eve of 9/11 What could go wrong?]]''' |
*McDonalds munches on another '''[[UnNews:McDonalds_Finalizes_Purchase_of_the_Gateway_Arch|American icon]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Timing of Apple announcement is suspect|iPhone 6 announcement politically timed?]]''' |
*British democracy is a ''' [[UnNews:British democracy discovered to be a hoax|sham]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Biden vows to follow ISIS to gates of Hell|Biden vows to follow ISIS to gates of Hell]]''' |
*Double your money or '''[[UnNews:British lottery ticket prices rise to £2|sell your children]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Kids crash internet hunting for Jennifer Lawrence's breasts|Hackers crash internet hunting for star's breasts]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Openly gay NFL player in another "first"|Openly gay NFL player in another "first"]]''' |
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*'''No strategy?'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Obama admits "no strategy" for Middle East|Obama admits "no strategy" for Middle East]]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Boehner: We have no strategy either|Boehner: We have no strategy either]]''' |
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*'''No worries!'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Officials calm about brain-eating amoeba in tap water|Brain-eating amoeba in tap water]]''' {{InlineMedia|Brain-eating amoeba in tap water}}
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**'''[[UnNews:Journalist gets head cut off; Obama muffs chip shot|Journalist gets head cut off]]''' |
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*'''Internet hoaxes a growing concern'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Uncyclopedia to replace Wikipedia in Google searches|Uncyclopedia to replace Wikipedia in Google searches]]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Facebook set to tag "fake news"|Facebook set to tag "fake news"]]''' |
 
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