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Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link above the NEW LINKS line to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 120px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "pictured" and remove the old label. DO NOT USE THUMBNAIL IMAGES, which can make the main page look ratty when further resized.
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Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link in the {{UnNews Main Image}} template to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 200px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "(pictured)" and remove the old label.
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
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Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
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*Buckingham Palace drawn into the horse burger '''[[UnNews:Horses for royal three dinner courses?|scandal]]''' |
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*Paris welcomes David Beckham to France in big '''[[UnNews:David_Beckham's career ends in pants at French fashion label|underwear signing]] ''' (pictured) |
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| link = UnNews:Kanye enters race for Deity
*David Cameron goes into the desert for his '''[[UnNews:David Cameron to star in new desert adventure|new film]]''' |
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| text = Kanye West is confident he'll make a better deity than Taylor Swift or Beyoncé.
*Recovering New Orleans [[UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl|'''attempts to host Super Bowl''']] |
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*Two men and a one eyed beast fight for control of ''' [[UnNews:Eyes have it as Sheik Cyclops emerges as Islamic fundamentalist front runner|jihadi International terrorist network]]''' |
 
*Iran launches a '''[[UnNews:Iran launches monkey into space|monkey into space]]''' |
 
*Ireland re-defines 'drunk driving' as '''[[UnNews:Ireland to legalize drunk driving|merry motoring]]''' to help economy |
 
*New York soda fountains fizz up a '''[[UnNews:New York soda ban opposed by NAACP|storm]]''' |
 
*Lance Armstrong offered a lead '''[[UnNews:Lance_Armstrong cast as Loki|in fantasy film]]''' |
 
*Apple removes an app due to '''[[UnNews:Apple removes app due to pornography concerns|pornography concerns]]''' |
 
*Prince Harry kills for Queen and someone else's '''[[UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs|country]]''' |
 
*McDonalds munches on another '''[[UnNews:McDonalds_Finalizes_Purchase_of_the_Gateway_Arch|American icon]]''' |
 
*British democracy is a ''' [[UnNews:British democracy discovered to be a hoax|sham]]''' |
 
*Double your money or '''[[UnNews:British lottery ticket prices rise to £2|sell your children]]''' |
 
   
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*'''Deflate-gate: Yet Another Sequel'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Judge throws out Brady suspension|Judge throws out Brady suspension]]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Deflategate rocks New England Patriots world|Scandal rocks Patriots World]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Ashley Madison using bots instead of women|Ashley Madison using bots instead of women]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Uncyclopedia unaffected by Wikipedia scam|Uncyclopedia unaffected by Wikipedia scam]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:UKIP to launch independent independence campaign|UKIP to launch independent independence campaign]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Christie: Let's bar-code immigrants|Christie: Let's bar-code immigrants]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Kanye enters race for Deity|Kanye enters race for Deity]]''' (pictured) |
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*'''[[UnNews:Corbyn chosen to wrest in peace in the Middle East|Corbyn chosen to wrest in peace in the Middle East]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Pandas being bamboozled into extinction|Pandas being bamboozled into extinction]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Oshkosh wins tank contract|Oshkosh wins tank contract]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Hawking: Information required for Chilcot Inquiry in black holes|Hawking: Information required for Chilcot Inquiry in black holes]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Sandwich chain proposes P.R. Whopper‎|Sandwich chain proposes P.R. Whopper‎]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:California in grave danger of sinking|California in grave danger of sinking]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Expert: Even odds stock market may go up|Expert: Even odds stock market may go up]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:ISIS destroys World Heritage site, critics split|ISIS destroys World Heritage site, critics split]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Subway rolls out new ads as Jared goes to prison|Subway rolls out new ads as Jared goes to prison]]''' |
   
 
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