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Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link above the NEW LINKS line to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 120px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "pictured" and remove the old label. DO NOT USE THUMBNAIL IMAGES, which can make the main page look ratty when further resized.
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Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link in the {{UnNews Main Image}} template to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 200px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "(pictured)" and remove the old label.
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
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Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
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| image = Charles the tweaker.png
*Buckingham Palace drawn into the horse burger '''[[UnNews:Horses for royal three dinner courses?|scandal]]''' |
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*Paris welcomes David Beckham to France in big '''[[UnNews:David_Beckham's career ends in pants at French fashion label|underwear signing]] ''' (pictured) |
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| link = UnNews:Denver man binge-watches new House of Cards season twice
*David Cameron goes into the desert for his '''[[UnNews:David Cameron to star in new desert adventure|new film]]''' |
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| text = Charles, who supplied this image himself, is a self-professed Big Fan of House of Cards
*Recovering New Orleans [[UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl|'''attempts to host Super Bowl''']] |
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*Two men and a one eyed beast fight for control of ''' [[UnNews:Eyes have it as Sheik Cyclops emerges as Islamic fundamentalist front runner|jihadi International terrorist network]]''' |
 
*Iran launches a '''[[UnNews:Iran launches monkey into space|monkey into space]]''' |
 
*Ireland re-defines 'drunk driving' as '''[[UnNews:Ireland to legalize drunk driving|merry motoring]]''' to help economy |
 
*New York soda fountains fizz up a '''[[UnNews:New York soda ban opposed by NAACP|storm]]''' |
 
*Lance Armstrong offered a lead '''[[UnNews:Lance_Armstrong cast as Loki|in fantasy film]]''' |
 
*Apple removes an app due to '''[[UnNews:Apple removes app due to pornography concerns|pornography concerns]]''' |
 
*Prince Harry kills for Queen and someone else's '''[[UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs|country]]''' |
 
*McDonalds munches on another '''[[UnNews:McDonalds_Finalizes_Purchase_of_the_Gateway_Arch|American icon]]''' |
 
*British democracy is a ''' [[UnNews:British democracy discovered to be a hoax|sham]]''' |
 
*Double your money or '''[[UnNews:British lottery ticket prices rise to £2|sell your children]]''' |
 
   
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*'''[[UnNews:Rats sue gerbils for libel|Rats sue gerbils for libel]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Mr. Spock passes away‎‎|Mr. Spock passes away‎‎]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Denver man binge-watches new House of Cards season twice|Denver man binge-watches new ''House of Cards'' season twice]]''' (pictured) |
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*'''[[UnNews:L’Oreal's anti-aging cream... are you worth it?|L’Oreal's anti-aging cream... are you worth it?]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:US Army promotes "play therapy"|US Army promotes "play therapy"]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Arquette uses Oscars to promote older women’s BDSM rights|Arquette uses Oscars to promote older women’s BDSM rights]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Greece promises new boss is not the same as the old boss|Greece promises new boss is not the same as the old boss]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Turkey invades Syria to "protect lives of dead guys"|Turkey invades Syria to "protect lives of dead guys"]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Kim Jong Un brings new musical Korea to Eurovision|Kim Jong Un brings new musical Korea to Eurovision]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Animals to become Wi-Fi hotspots|Animals to become Wi-Fi hotspots]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Chihuahuans form record gas line|Chihuahuans form record gas line]]''' {{InlineMedia|Chihuahuans form record gas line}} |
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*'''[[UnNews:Tommy gives Ivan a good drubbing|RAF scrambles against Russians]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Apple plans electric religion|Apple plans electric religion]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Ash Carter sworn in at DoD|Ash Carter sworn in at DoD]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Seed of Life found by gardener|Seed of Life found by gardener]]'''
   
 
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