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Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link above the NEW LINKS line to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 120px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "pictured" and remove the old label. DO NOT USE THUMBNAIL IMAGES, which can make the main page look ratty when further resized.
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Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link in the {{UnNews Main Image}} template to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 200px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "(pictured)" and remove the old label.
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
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Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
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*Buckingham Palace drawn into the 'horse burger '''[[UnNews:Horses for royal three dinner courses?|scandal]]''' |
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*Paris welcomes David Beckham to France in big '''[[UnNews:David_Beckham's career ends in pants at French fashion label|underwear signing]] ''' (pictured) |
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| link = UnNews:Big Tech objects to U.S. spying proposal
*David Cameron goes into the desert for his '''[[UnNews:David Cameron to star in new desert adventure|new film]]''' |
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| text = I know you had a wasp in your jogging bottoms yesterday.
*Recovering New Orleans [[UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl|'''attempts to host Super Bowl''']] |
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*Two men and a one eyed beast fight for control of ''' [[UnNews:Eyes have it as Sheik Cyclops emerges as Islamic fundamentalist front runner|jihadi International terrorist network]]''' |
 
*Iran launches a '''[[UnNews:Iran launches monkey into space|monkey into space]]''' |
 
*Ireland re-defines 'drunk driving' as '''[[UnNews:Ireland to legalize drunk driving|merry motoring]]''' to help economy |
 
*New York soda fountains fizz up a '''[[UnNews:New York soda ban opposed by NAACP|storm]]''' |
 
*Lance Armstrong offered a lead '''[[UnNews:Lance_Armstrong cast as Loki|in fantasy film]]''' |
 
*Apple removes an app due to '''[[UnNews:Apple removes app due to pornography concerns|pornography concerns]]''' |
 
*Prince Harry kills for Queen and someone else's '''[[UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs|country]]''' |
 
*McDonalds munches on another '''[[UnNews:McDonalds_Finalizes_Purchase_of_the_Gateway_Arch|American icon]]''' |
 
*British democracy is a ''' [[UnNews:British democracy discovered to be a hoax|sham]]''' |
 
*Double your money or '''[[UnNews:British lottery ticket prices rise to £2|sell your children]]''' |
 
   
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*'''[[UnNews:UK Government to run media‎|UK Government to run media‎]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Boy Scouts bans dangerous weapons|Boy Scouts bans dangerous weapons]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:ISIS awarded ISO accreditation|ISIS awarded ISO accreditation]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Rand Paul filibuster fizzles|Rand Paul filibuster fizzles]]''' |
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*'''Tiny North Korean nukes!'''
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**[[UnNews:North Korea claims it has miniaturized nuclear BBs‎|North Korea claims it has miniaturized nuclear BBs‎]]
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**[[UnNews:North Korea: “We have the ability to miniaturize Leader's brain”‎‎|"We can miniaturize Dear Leader's brain too!"]] |
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*'''[[UnNews:Hillary to State: Stop me before I reformat again|Hillary to State: Stop me before I reformat again]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Obama calls for kinder, gentler police force|Obama calls for kinder, gentler police force]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Big Tech objects to U.S. spying proposal|Big Tech objects to U.S. spying proposal]]''' (pictured) {{InlineMedia|Big Tech objects to U.S. spying proposal}} |
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*'''[[UnNews:ISIS victory takes Obama by surprise|ISIS victory takes Obama by surprise]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Apple releases iPlane app|Apple releases iPlane app]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Rival gangs battle to a draw in Waco|Rival gangs battle to a draw in Waco]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Train service resumes after brief ineffective pause|Train service resumes after brief ineffective pause]]''' {{InlineMedia|Train service resumes after brief ineffective pause}} |
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*'''[[UnNews:Prehistoric golf club committees had gender equity|Prehistoric golf club committees had gender equity]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Seattle canoe race ends in controversy|Seattle canoe race ends in controversy]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Lynch calls a spade a spade|Zarnayev verdict: Lynch calls a spade a spade]]'''
   
 
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