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Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link above the NEW LINKS line to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 120px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "pictured" and remove the old label. DO NOT USE THUMBNAIL IMAGES, which can make the main page look ratty when further resized.
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Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link in the {{UnNews Main Image}} template to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 200px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "(pictured)" and remove the old label.
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
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Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
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*Buckingham Palace drawn into the 'horse burger '''[[UnNews:Horses for royal three dinner courses?|scandal]]''' |
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*Paris welcomes David Beckham to France in big '''[[UnNews:David_Beckham's career ends in pants at French fashion label|underwear signing]] ''' (pictured) |
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| link = UnNews:Cameron proposes a seven-day NHS
*David Cameron goes into the desert for his '''[[UnNews:David Cameron to star in new desert adventure|new film]]''' |
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| text = David Cameron appeared on Strictly Come Dancing to advertise his policies and hunt down the benefit scroungers in the audience.
*Recovering New Orleans [[UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl|'''attempts to host Super Bowl''']] |
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*Two men and a one eyed beast fight for control of ''' [[UnNews:Eyes have it as Sheik Cyclops emerges as Islamic fundamentalist front runner|jihadi International terrorist network]]''' |
 
*Iran launches a '''[[UnNews:Iran launches monkey into space|monkey into space]]''' |
 
*Ireland re-defines 'drunk driving' as '''[[UnNews:Ireland to legalize drunk driving|merry motoring]]''' to help economy |
 
*New York soda fountains fizz up a '''[[UnNews:New York soda ban opposed by NAACP|storm]]''' |
 
*Lance Armstrong offered a lead '''[[UnNews:Lance_Armstrong cast as Loki|in fantasy film]]''' |
 
*Apple removes an app due to '''[[UnNews:Apple removes app due to pornography concerns|pornography concerns]]''' |
 
*Prince Harry kills for Queen and someone else's '''[[UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs|country]]''' |
 
*McDonalds munches on another '''[[UnNews:McDonalds_Finalizes_Purchase_of_the_Gateway_Arch|American icon]]''' |
 
*British democracy is a ''' [[UnNews:British democracy discovered to be a hoax|sham]]''' |
 
*Double your money or '''[[UnNews:British lottery ticket prices rise to £2|sell your children]]''' |
 
   
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*'''[[UnNews:Roller coaster stalls, terrified riders invited back for more|Roller coaster stalls, terrified riders invited back for more]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Cameron proposes a seven-day NHS|Cameron proposes a seven-day NHS]]''' (pictured) |
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*'''[[UnNews:Kraft and Heinz to stir a Big Soup|Kraft and Heinz to stir a Big Soup]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Crash of Germanwings plane is a mystery#More sources|Germanwings co-pilot had a doctor's note]]''' (second update) |
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*'''[[UnNews:Water becomes the newest Human Right|Water becomes the newest Human Right]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Crowds mourn royal murderer|Crowds mourn royal murderer]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:US to ban time|US to ban time]]''' |
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*'''Starbucks news'''
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**'''[[UnNews:Competitors race to match Starbucks abuse of customers|Competitors race to match Starbucks abuse of customers]]'''
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**'''[[UnNews:RaceTogether races to oblivion|RaceTogether races to oblivion]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:King’s College Choir to headline Glastonbury|King’s College Choir to headline Glastonbury]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:US voting to remain voluntary‎‎|US voting to remain voluntary‎‎]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:3D printer accidently creates functioning Terminator‎‎|3D printer accidently creates functioning Terminator‎‎]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Mayor García apologizes for gay sex at festival|Mayor García apologizes for gay sex at festival]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:All eyes are on the F.E.D.|All eyes are on the F.E.D.]]''' {{InlineMedia|All eyes are on the F.E.D.}} |
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*'''[[UnNews:Russians hack State Department; Hillary files are safe|Russians hack State Department; Hillary files are safe]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Lego court rules “Smart” Barbie illegal|Lego court rules “Smart” Barbie illegal]]'''
   
 
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