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Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link above the NEW LINKS line to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 120px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "pictured" and remove the old label. DO NOT USE THUMBNAIL IMAGES, which can make the main page look ratty when further resized.
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Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link in the {{UnNews Main Image}} template to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 200px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "(pictured)" and remove the old label.
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
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Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
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| image = Bernie Sanders.jpg
*Buckingham Palace drawn into the 'horse burger '''[[UnNews:Horses for royal three dinner courses?]]scandal]]''' |
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*Paris welcomes David Beckham to France in big '''[[UnNews:David_Beckham's career ends in pants at French fashion label|underwear signing]] ''' (pictured) |
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| link = UnNews:Sanders campaign weathers first scandal
*David Cameron goes into the desert for his '''[[UnNews:David Cameron to star in new desert adventure|new film]]''' |
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| text = Rep. Sanders tries to divert the attention of attendees at a [[Town meeting|town-hall-style]] meeting somewhere else.
*Recovering New Orleans [[UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl|'''attempts to host Super Bowl''']] |
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*Two men and a one eyed beast fight for control of ''' [[UnNews:Eyes have it as Sheik Cyclops emerges as Islamic fundamentalist front runner|jihadi International terrorist network]]''' |
 
*Iran launches a '''[[UnNews:Iran launches monkey into space|monkey into space]]''' |
 
*Ireland re-defines 'drunk driving' as '''[[UnNews:Ireland to legalize drunk driving|merry motoring]]''' to help economy |
 
*New York soda fountains fizz up a '''[[UnNews:New York soda ban opposed by NAACP|storm]]''' |
 
*Lance Armstrong offered a lead '''[[UnNews:Lance_Armstrong cast as Loki|in fantasy film]]''' |
 
*Apple removes an app due to '''[[UnNews:Apple removes app due to pornography concerns|pornography concerns]]''' |
 
*Prince Harry kills for Queen and someone else's '''[[UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs|country]]''' |
 
*McDonalds munches on another '''[[UnNews:McDonalds_Finalizes_Purchase_of_the_Gateway_Arch|American icon]]''' |
 
*British democracy is a ''' [[UnNews:British democracy discovered to be a hoax|sham]]''' |
 
*Double your money or '''[[UnNews:British lottery ticket prices rise to £2|sell your children]]''' |
 
   
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*'''[[UnNews:Sanders campaign weathers first scandal|Sanders campaign weathers first scandal]]''' (pictured) |
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*'''[[UnNews:SNP MPs quickly become a headache|SNP MPs quickly become a headache]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:FIFA lose first game to FEDS|FIFA lose first game to FEDS]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Baylis appointed England cricket coach|Baylis appointed England cricket coach]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Kenyan bids on Malia Obama|Kenyan bids on Malia Obama]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Biden phones Iraq to make nice|Biden phones Iraq to make nice]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Study shows your team leader is evil|Study shows your team leader is evil]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:UK may pull out of Eurovision in 2016|UK may pull out of Eurovision in 2016]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Nothing happening; newsmen adapt|Nothing happening; newsmen adapt]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Thousands of British Kings buried under car parks‎‎|Thousands of British Kings buried under car parks‎‎]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Greece a bit further toward the edge|Greece a bit further toward the edge]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Letterman thrown in dumpster hours after final 'Late Show' episode‎|Letterman thrown in dumpster hours after final 'Late Show' episode‎]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:UK Government to run media‎|UK Government to run media‎]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Boy Scouts bans dangerous weapons|Boy Scouts bans dangerous weapons]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:ISIS awarded ISO accreditation|ISIS awarded ISO accreditation]]'''
   
 
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Latest revision as of 10:44, May 30, 2015

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