Template:RecentUnNews

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

(Difference between revisions)
Jump to: navigation, search
m
 
(767 intermediate revisions by 14 users not shown)
Line 6: Line 6:
 
Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link above the NEW LINKS line to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 120px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "pictured" and remove the old label. DO NOT USE THUMBNAIL IMAGES, which can make the main page look ratty when further resized.
+
Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link in the {{UnNews Main Image}} template to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 200px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "(pictured)" and remove the old label.
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
Line 12: Line 12:
 
Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
-->
 
-->
[[File:Beckham01.jpg|130px|right]]
+
{{UnNews Main Image
  +
| image = 1428239_aftermath300.jpg
  +
| width = 200
  +
| link = UnNews:Premium seating offered for Ferguson riots
  +
| text = The qualifiers, which occurred just after the senseless shooting, whetted the public's appetite for the championship round.
  +
}}
 
<!--NEW LINKS BELOW THIS LINE. AND REMEMBER THE "|" -->
 
<!--NEW LINKS BELOW THIS LINE. AND REMEMBER THE "|" -->
*Buckingham Palace drawn into the 'horse burger '''[[UnNews:Horses for royal three dinner courses?]]scandal]]''' |
+
*'''[[UnNews:Obama to everyone: Drop dead!|Obama to everyone: Drop dead!]]''' |
*Paris welcomes David Beckham to France in big '''[[UnNews:David_Beckham's career ends in pants at French fashion label|underwear signing]] ''' (pictured) |
+
*'''[[UnNews:Premium seating offered for Ferguson riots|Premium seating offered for Ferguson riots]]''' (pictured) |
*David Cameron goes into the desert for his '''[[UnNews:David Cameron to star in new desert adventure|new film]]''' |
+
*'''[[UnNews:Moussaoui turns State's Evidence|"Twentieth hijacker" turns State's Evidence]]''' |
*Recovering New Orleans [[UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl|'''attempts to host Super Bowl''']] |
+
*'''[[UnNews:Students fault slow police response to Swift bomb|Taylor Swift "bombs" at Old Dominion]]''' |
*Two men and a one eyed beast fight for control of ''' [[UnNews:Eyes have it as Sheik Cyclops emerges as Islamic fundamentalist front runner|jihadi International terrorist network]]''' |
+
*'''Big soft-landing-on-comet news'''
*Iran launches a '''[[UnNews:Iran launches monkey into space|monkey into space]]''' |
+
**'''[[UnNews:Obama lands on comet, taken prisoner by pod people|Obama lands on comet, taken prisoner by pod people]]'''
*Ireland re-defines 'drunk driving' as '''[[UnNews:Ireland to legalize drunk driving|merry motoring]]''' to help economy |
+
**'''[[UnNews:Comet welcomes visitors|Pod-person-eye view of the situation]]''' |
*New York soda fountains fizz up a '''[[UnNews:New York soda ban opposed by NAACP|storm]]''' |
+
*'''[[UnNews:Merkel hails the fall of the Berlin Wall|Merkel hails the fall of the Berlin Wall]]''' |
*Lance Armstrong offered a lead '''[[UnNews:Lance_Armstrong cast as Loki|in fantasy film]]''' |
+
*'''2014 [[U.S.]] [[Election|mid-term election]]'''
*Apple removes an app due to '''[[UnNews:Apple removes app due to pornography concerns|pornography concerns]]''' |
+
**'''[[UnNews:Obama hears everyone|Obama hears everyone]]''' {{InlineMedia|Obama hears everyone}}
*Prince Harry kills for Queen and someone else's '''[[UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs|country]]''' |
+
**'''[[UnNews:Now we can get log-rolling going|Republican op-ed: Now we can get log-rolling going]]'''
*McDonalds munches on another '''[[UnNews:McDonalds_Finalizes_Purchase_of_the_Gateway_Arch|American icon]]''' |
+
**'''[[UnNews:Democrats take a beating|Democrats take a beating]]'''
*British democracy is a ''' [[UnNews:British democracy discovered to be a hoax|sham]]''' |
+
**'''[[UnNews:First Lady gives absolution on eating healthy|First Lady gives absolution on eating healthy]]'''
*Double your money or '''[[UnNews:British lottery ticket prices rise to £2|sell your children]]''' |
+
**'''[[UnNews:America votes and goes home|America votes and goes home]]''' |
+
*'''[[UnNews:US and allies set strategy against ISIS|US and allies set strategy against ISIS]]''' |
  +
*'''[[A splode|Ka-blooie]]!'''
  +
**'''[[UnNews:Second private rocket blows up|Second private rocket blows up]]'''
  +
**'''[[UnNews:Americans receive "privatized" fireworks show|Americans receive "privatized" fireworks show]]''' |
  +
*'''[[UnNews:Obola: Quarantines to be scientific|Obola: Quarantines to be scientific]]''' |
   
 
<!-- DO NOT DELETE -->}}
 
<!-- DO NOT DELETE -->}}

Latest revision as of 03:00, November 21, 2014

1428239 aftermath300.jpg




Personal tools
projects