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Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link above the NEW LINKS line to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 120px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "pictured" and remove the old label. DO NOT USE THUMBNAIL IMAGES, which can make the main page look ratty when further resized.
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Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link in the {{UnNews Main Image}} template to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 200px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "(pictured)" and remove the old label.
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
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Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
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*Buckingham Palace drawn into the 'horse burger '''[[UnNews:Horses for royal three dinner courses?]]scandal]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Journalist gets head cut off; Obama muffs chip shot|Journalist gets head cut off; Obama muffs chip shot]]''' (pictured) |
*Paris welcomes David Beckham to France in big '''[[UnNews:David_Beckham's career ends in pants at French fashion label|underwear signing]] ''' (pictured) |
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*'''Internet hoaxes a growing concern'''
*David Cameron goes into the desert for his '''[[UnNews:David Cameron to star in new desert adventure|new film]]''' |
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**'''[[UnNews:Uncyclopedia to replace Wikipedia in Google searches|Uncyclopedia to replace Wikipedia in Google searches]]'''
*Recovering New Orleans [[UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl|'''attempts to host Super Bowl''']] |
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**'''[[UnNews:Facebook set to tag "fake news"|Facebook set to tag "fake news"]]''' |
*Two men and a one eyed beast fight for control of ''' [[UnNews:Eyes have it as Sheik Cyclops emerges as Islamic fundamentalist front runner|jihadi International terrorist network]]''' |
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*'''Ferguson, [[Missouri]]'''
*Iran launches a '''[[UnNews:Iran launches monkey into space|monkey into space]]''' |
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**'''[[UnNews:Ferguson riots enter second week|Riots enter second week]]'''
*Ireland re-defines 'drunk driving' as '''[[UnNews:Ireland to legalize drunk driving|merry motoring]]''' to help economy |
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**'''[[UnNews:Missouri Governor requests Israeli help|Governor requests Israeli help]]'''|
*New York soda fountains fizz up a '''[[UnNews:New York soda ban opposed by NAACP|storm]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Scottish campaigners request Australian help|Scottish campaigners request Australian help]]''' |
*Lance Armstrong offered a lead '''[[UnNews:Lance_Armstrong cast as Loki|in fantasy film]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Catholic League endorses "Black Jesus"|Catholic League endorses "Black Jesus"]]''' |
*Apple removes an app due to '''[[UnNews:Apple removes app due to pornography concerns|pornography concerns]]''' |
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*'''US bombs Iraq again!'''
*Prince Harry kills for Queen and someone else's '''[[UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs|country]]''' |
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**'''[[UnNews:Defective US bombs explode, posing health hazard|Defective bombs pose health hazard]] '''
*McDonalds munches on another '''[[UnNews:McDonalds_Finalizes_Purchase_of_the_Gateway_Arch|American icon]]''' |
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**'''[[UnNews:President McCain optimistic on new Iraq bombing|President McCain optimistic]]''' |
*British democracy is a ''' [[UnNews:British democracy discovered to be a hoax|sham]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:America celebrates viral diversity|Ebola given "pathway to citizenship"]]'''|
*Double your money or '''[[UnNews:British lottery ticket prices rise to £2|sell your children]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Gaza finally scores a direct hit|Gaza finally scores a direct hit]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:UnNews partners with "Niggers" baseball club|News outlets partner with beleaguered sports franchises]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:FAA resumes flights into Austin|FAA resumes flights into Austin]]''' {{InlineMedia|FAA resumes flights into Austin}} |
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*'''[[UnNews:Obama conducts fundraising offensive|Obama conducts fundraising offensive]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Jet downed, Obama somewhat involved|Jet downed, Obama somewhat involved]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Pope assures that 2% of priests are pedophiles|Pope assures that 2% of priests are pedophiles]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Biden asks governors to lead nation out of mess|Joe Biden asks U.S. governors to lead nation out of "mess"]]''' {{InlineMedia|Biden asks governors to lead nation out of mess}} |
 
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