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Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 4) Add a quick, catchy synopsis of the article that will make the reader want more. Include links to relevant individuals or events in your lead-in, as well as a multi-word link to the UnNews story itself.
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
 
Step 5) End all entries with a |
Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link above the NEW LINKS line to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 120px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "pictured" and remove the old label. DO NOT USE THUMBNAIL IMAGES, which can make the main page look ratty when further resized.
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Step 6) If the story has a good image, is very topical, is very good, or is even all three, change the image link in the {{UnNews Main Image}} template to match the story that has the image. Make sure the size is no larger than 200px. Don't forget to label the relevant story or object with "(pictured)" and remove the old label.
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
Step 7) If the story has an UnNews Audio, code it this way. (From "name of audio" omit the prefix "File:", the prefix in the filename, which is usually "UnNews--", and the suffix ".mp3"):
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
 
* [[UnNews:exact page name|how you want the headline to read]] {{InlineMedia|name of audio}}|
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Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
Step 9, Don't put underscores in your links. They aren't needed, and just look ugly. Also, please avoid exclamation points!!!
 
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| link = UnNews:"The Interview" to be shown after all
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| text = Mr. Kim is set to fly to Hollywood to kick off the holiday showing, and perhaps get a meal of something other than tree bark.
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*Buckingham Palace drawn into the 'horse burger '''[[UnNews:Horses for royal three dinner courses?]]scandal]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:"The Interview" to be shown after all|''The Interview'' to be shown after all]]''' (pictured) |
*Paris welcomes David Beckham to France in big '''[[UnNews:David_Beckham's career ends in pants at French fashion label|underwear signing]] ''' (pictured) |
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*'''[[UnNews:UnNews moves offshore|UnNews moves offshore]]''' |
*David Cameron goes into the desert for his '''[[UnNews:David Cameron to star in new desert adventure|new film]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:European Court: Fat is a disability|European Court: Fat is a disability]]''' |
*Recovering New Orleans [[UnNews:Recovering New Orleans attempts to host Super Bowl|'''attempts to host Super Bowl''']] |
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*'''[[UnNews:FBI: North Korea hacked Sony|FBI: North Korea hacked Sony]]''' |
*Two men and a one eyed beast fight for control of ''' [[UnNews:Eyes have it as Sheik Cyclops emerges as Islamic fundamentalist front runner|jihadi International terrorist network]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Rioters chant, "Hands up!"|Rioters chant, "Hands up!"]]''' |
*Iran launches a '''[[UnNews:Iran launches monkey into space|monkey into space]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:DMV style compromise reached on gun control|DMV style compromise reached on gun control]]''' |
*Ireland re-defines 'drunk driving' as '''[[UnNews:Ireland to legalize drunk driving|merry motoring]]''' to help economy |
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*'''[[UnNews:Plumber enters terror war|Plumber enters terror war]]''' |
*New York soda fountains fizz up a '''[[UnNews:New York soda ban opposed by NAACP|storm]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Don't panic, says Putin, as rouble crashes|Don't panic, says Putin, as rouble crashes]]''' |
*Lance Armstrong offered a lead '''[[UnNews:Lance_Armstrong cast as Loki|in fantasy film]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:US economy battered by cheap gasoline|US economy battered by cheap gasoline]]''' |
*Apple removes an app due to '''[[UnNews:Apple removes app due to pornography concerns|pornography concerns]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Utah cops return stolen gun to ingrate|Utah cops return stolen gun to ingrate]]''' |
*Prince Harry kills for Queen and someone else's '''[[UnNews:Harry the Crusader earns his spurs|country]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:ESA takes costly colour photos of colourless comet|ESA takes costly colour photos of colourless comet]]''' |
*McDonalds munches on another '''[[UnNews:McDonalds_Finalizes_Purchase_of_the_Gateway_Arch|American icon]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Steve Jobs Android crashes, goes thermonuclear|Jobs Android goes thermonuclear]]''' |
*British democracy is a ''' [[UnNews:British democracy discovered to be a hoax|sham]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:New particle accelerator prompts nationwide protests|New particle accelerator prompts nationwide protests]]''' |
*Double your money or '''[[UnNews:British lottery ticket prices rise to £2|sell your children]]''' |
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*'''[[UnNews:Louisiana gets around to announcing vote|Louisiana gets around to announcing vote]]''' {{InlineMedia|Louisiana gets around to announcing vote}} |
 
   
 
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