Template:Random/killed
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<option>20-hit combo'd</option>
<option>999'd in the upside-down world</option>
<option>AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!</option>
<option>abducted</option>
<option>Aeroblasted</option>
<option>ambushed by 888 n00bs</option>
<option>annihilated</option>
<option>ASPLODE'd</option>
<option>assassinated</option>
<option>Avada Kedavra'd</option>
<option>axed</option>
<option>BALEETED</option>
<option>Bankrupted</option>
<option>banned for 24 days</option>
<option>banned from the internet</option>
<option>beef jerkified</option>
<option>BENSONATED</option>
<option>Blue Screen of Death'd</option>
<option>Blue Shell'd</option>
<option>Bob-omb'd</option>
<option>bombed</option>
<option>bombed by terrorists</option>
<option>bombed out</option>
<option>bought for a dollar</option>
<option>buried alive</option>
<option>buried in homework</option>
<option>burninated</option>
<option>cancelled</option>
<option>capped</option>
<option>catapulted away</option>
<option>caught by an ant-lion</option>
<option>caught in a landslide</option>
<option>caught in a temporal paradox</option>
<option>caught in a tidal wave</option>
<option>caught stepping on the red zone</option>
<option>chainsaw'd</option>
<option>chased by 328,742 pedestrians</option>
<option>cheated on</option>
<option>checkmated</option>
<option>compressed into a single point</option>
<option>condemned</option>
<option>converted to Scientology</option>
<option>covered in tar and feathers</option>
<option>crapped on</option>
<option>crucified</option>
<option>crushed by a piano dropped from a 998,001-story building</option>
<option>crushed by Santa</option>
<option>crushed by Tetrominoes</option>
<option>crushed into a cube</option>
<option>curbstomped</option>
<option>de1337ed</option>
<option>Death Note'd</option>
<option>death trapped by JigSaw</option>
<option>decapitated</option>
<option>decimated</option>
<option>deep-fried</option>
<option>defeated</option>
<option>dehydrated</option>
<option>deleted</option>
<option>deported</option>
<option>derailed</option>
<option>detonated</option>
<option>devoured by crocodiles</option>
<option>dipped in acid</option>
<option>disassembled</option>
<option>disembowelled</option>
<option>disenchanted</option>
<option>disintegrated</option>
<option>dissected</option>
<option>downvoted</option>
<option>drawn and quartered</option>
<option>dropped down an empty elevator shaft</option>
<option>drownded</option>
<option>eaten by a Grue</option>
<option>eaten by a Xoroa</option>
<option>eaten by gators</option>
<option>electric chair'd</option>
<option>electrocuted by 1,234,567,890 Grues</option>
<option>eliminated</option>
<option>End Task'd</option>
<option>eradicated</option>
<option>erased</option>
<option>evicted</option>
<option>eviscerated</option>
<option>excluded from the future</option>
<option>executed by snu-snu</option>
<option>exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica</option>
<option>exterminated</option>
<option>extinguished</option>
<option>Eye Beam'd</option>
<option>farted on for 50 centuries</option>
<option>feasted on Thanksgiving</option>
<option>Final Smash'd</option>
<option>finished</option>
<option>fired</option>
<option>fired by your boss</option>
<option>flamed</option>
<option>Flamethrower'd</option>
<option>flattened by a falling piano</option>
<option>flushed down, down, down</option>
<option>forced to clear a minefield with a mallet</option>
<option>forced to eat shit</option>
<option>forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason</option>
<option>forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!"</option>
<option>found out</option>
<option>fragged</option>
<option>framed</option>
<option>fucked</option>
<option>Fucking Killed™</option>
<option>Game Over'd</option>
<option>Green Shell'd</option>
<option>given a sex change</option>
<option>given drain bamage</option>
<option>given the toxic marshmallow</option>
<option>Goatse'd</option>
<option>granted 72 virgins by Allah</option>
<option>gutted</option>
<option>h4xx0rd</option>
<option>Hadouken'd</option>
<option>hanged</option>
<option>hexed</option>
<option>hit by a car</option>
<option>hit by a Care Bear Stare</option>
<option>hit by a wrecking ball</option>
<option>hit for 6</option>
<option>hung, drawn and quartered by Grues</option>
<option>huffed</option>
<option>Ice Beamed</option>
<option>imploded</option>
<option>incinerated</option>
<option>infected with a computer virus</option>
<option>infiniban'd</option>
<option>kicked in the nuts</option>
<option>kicked to the curb</option>
<option>kicked into next week</option>
<option>killed by your own Green Shell</option>
<option>killed half-to-death twice</option>
<option>killed in the sixth book</option>
<option>Killer card'ed</option>
<option>KO'd</option>
<option>laid to rest</option>
<option>left behind while the world was ending</option>
<option>lightning bolted</option>
<option>lightsaber'd</option>
<option>locked in the basement</option>
<option>locked in the cyanide and happiness room</option>
<option>lol'd</option>
<option>made into a strange Internet fad</option>
<option>mowed</option>
<option>moved to the bottom of the food chain</option>
<option>Nerf'd</option>
<option>ninja'd</option>
<option>nuked</option>
<option>obliterated</option>
<option>outsmarted by a 5th grader</option>
<option>outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed</option>
<option>overthrown</option>
<option>owned</option>
<option>painted black</option>
<option>pecked to death by Q and 1/2 chickens</option>
<option>petrified</option>
<option>pissed on</option>
<option>placed in the event horizon</option>
<option>planarly isolated</option>
<option>poisoned</option>
<option>poned by a bade speeler</option>
<option>popped</option>
<option>possessed</option>
<option>pushed off the Empire State Building</option>
<option>put in the dishwasher</option>
<option>put in the dryer</option>
<option>pwnt</option>
<option>pwnt to death</option>
<option>QVFD'd</option>
<option>Raigeki'd</option>
<option>raped and killed</option>/
<option>recycled</option>
<option>Red Shell'd</option>
<option>regurgitated</option>
<option>removed from the game</option>
<option>retired</option>
<option>reverted</option>
<option>Rick Roll'd</option>
<option>roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris</option>
<option>sacrificed by the Aztecs</option>
<option>scammed</option>
<option>screwed</option>
<option>shanked</option>
<option>sent packing</option>
<option>sent to detention</option>
<option>sent to Pluto</option>
<option>sent to sleep with the fishes</option>
<option>sent to the Day of Lavos</option>
<option>set to hang with Saddam Hussein</option>
<option>shipped to Mars</option>
<option>SHOT</option>
<option>shot...by cancer</option>
<option>skewer'd</option>
<option>sliced by a falling icicle</option>
<option>slow-cooked in 100-degree weather</option>
<option>smothered</option>
<option>SNAFU'd</option>
<option>sniped</option>
<option>soaked in gasoline and set on fire</option>
<option>SolarBeamed</option>
<option>sold for scrap metal</option>
<option>spammed</option>
<option>splattered all over the windshield</option>
<option>sprayed with pesticides</option>
<option>squashed by a 25 ton block of lead</option>
<option>stomped</option>
<option>stoned</option>
<option>strangled by Homer</option>
<option>stung by mosquitoes</option>
<option>sued by Viacom</option>
<option>suffocated</option>
<option>suffocated in your farts</option>
<option>Surfed</option>
<option>swallowed by Kirby</option>
<option>sworded</option>
<option>tackled</option>
<option>tarred and feathered</option>
<option>tasered for 100,000,000 minutes straight</option>
<option>terminated</option>
<option>thrown into the fire pit</option>
<option>thrown off a cliff</option>
<option>thwacked over the head with a broom</option>
<option>thwomped</option>
<option>timeshifted to Sept. 31</option>
<option>told to sit in the corner of a round room</option>
<option>torch'd</option>
<option>torn apart</option>
<option>totally freakin' pwn'd</option>
<option>touched by Michael Jackson</option>
<option>touched with a ten-foot pole</option>
<option>trapped without food or drink</option>
<option>transfigured</option>
<option>transmogrified into a worm</option>
<option>transwikied</option>
<option>trapped under a glass dome</option>
<option>tried as a witch</option>
<option>turned off</option>
<option>turned into a brony</option>
<option>turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better)</option>
<option>uninvited to the party</option>
<option>unresurrected</option>
<option>vandalized</option>
<option>VFD'd</option>
<option>vindicated</option>
<option>vomited up by a grue, then eaten again</option>
<option>voted off the island</option>
<option>votekicked</option>
<option>wasted by a big green semi truck</option>
<option>written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake</option>
<option>yoinked</option>
<option>Yu-Gi-Oh-inised</option>
<option>zapped by infrared radiation</option>
<option>ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd</option>
<option>Zidane'd</option>
<option>rickroll'd</option>
<option>ZONKED</option>
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You've been BENSONATED, tried as a witch, and Avada Kedavra'd!
