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<option>tong</option> <option>tooth</option> <option>toothpick</option> <option>Toyota</option> <option>tractor</option> <option>treehouse</option> <option>treetop</option> <option>truffle</option> <option>t-shirt</option> <option>tube</option> <option>Turing machine</option> <option>turkey sandwich</option> <option>tuxedo</option> <option>tyrant</option> <option>Utility Muffin Research Kitchen</option> <option>US Navy aircraft carrier</option> <option>VCR</option> <option>vector field</option> <option>verb</option> <option>vertigo</option> <option>virus</option> <option>Volkswagen</option> <option>Volvo</option> <option>vomit</option> <option>vortex</option> <option>vulva</option> <option>waffle</option> <option>wall</option> <option>waterfall</option> <option>watermelon</option> <option>Weltschmerz</option> <option>whereabouts</option> <option>whip</option> <option>Wii</option> <option>xanthochroi</option> <option>Xbox</option> <option>xenomorph</option> <option>xylophone</option> <option>yellow submarine</option> <option>YouTube Poop</option> <option>zebra</option> <option>Zelda</option> <option>zipper</option> <option>Zork</option> <option>zoot suit</option> </choose>Not all of this stuff gets transcluded, just one option. Try {{r|noun}} if uses multiple times on one page to keep randomisation.

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