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<option>liquid goo</option>
 
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<option>slice of cheese nailed to a piece of toast which has recently been rubbed with an orange which was originally made for its juice to be frozen into the shape of a fish and then used to slap George Washington 394 times across the thighs, but George Washington died before anyone had chance to slap him 394 times across the thighs with that particular oranges' fish-shaped frozen juice so someone ({{name}}) said "Hey, you know that orange which was originally made for its juice to be frozen into the shape of a fish and then used to slap George Washington 394 times across the thighs, but George Washington died before anyone had chance to slap him 394 times across the thighs with that particular oranges' fish-shaped frozen juice? Well let's rub that exact same orange on some toast and then nail a slice of cheese to the piece of toast!" and then someone else ({{name|1}}) said "Yeah, that would be pretty fun!" and so they completed this extraordinary feat, and they were about to nail another slice of cheese to that particular orange-rubbed piece of toast when they got carried away by a 12 foot tall mutated living carrot</option>
 
 
<option>snake</option>
 
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<option>snowflake</option>
 
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<option>Zork</option>
 
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<option>goose egg</option> <option>gork</option> <option>governor</option> <option>graffiti</option> <option>Green Lantern ring</option> <option>grue</option> <option>guillotine</option> <option>guitar</option> <option>gun</option> <option>guru</option> <option>gymnasium</option> <option>gyroscope</option> <option>hadron</option> <option>hailstone</option> <option>hairball</option> <option>hallway</option> <option>handstand</option> <option>harpsichord</option> <option>helm</option> <option>heretic</option> <option>hero</option> <option>hideout</option> <option>high-powered laser rifle</option> <option>hitman</option> <option>hobgoblin</option> <option>holster</option> <option>Holy Martian Empire</option> <option>home theater system</option> <option>homology</option> <option>homotopy</option> <option>Honda</option> <option>horse</option> <option>hose</option> <option>hostel</option> <option>hot dog</option> <option>hotel</option> <option>houseplant</option> <option>hovel</option> 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<option>mammary gland</option> <option>mandate</option> <option>marshmallow</option> <option>Mazda</option> <option>melanoma</option> <option>memo</option> <option>mesothelioma</option> <option>Mexican wave</option> <option>microcosm</option> <option>microscope</option> <option>microwave</option> <option>MIDI controller</option> <option>milk</option> <option>milquetoast</option> <option>minecart</option> <option>minefield</option> <option>Minolta</option> <option>mitten</option> <option>Mitsubishi</option> <option>mongoose</option> <option>monkey</option> <option>monoclonal antibody</option> <option>monorail</option> <option>monster</option> <option>mop</option> <option>mountain</option> <option>mouse</option> <option>mouth</option> <option>muff</option> <option>muffin</option> <option>muffinface</option> <option>mug</option> <option>muskrat</option> <option>mycobacterium</option> <option>neck</option> <option>needle</option> <option>neurotoxin</option> <option>neverland</option> 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<option>station wagon</option> <option>statue</option> <option>steak dinner</option> <option>steak knife</option> <option>stick</option> <option>stool sample</option> <option>street sign</option> <option>Subaru</option> <option>suicidal lemming</option> <option>suicide bomber</option> <option>Suzuki</option> <option>sweet and sour chicken</option> <option>Swiss cheese</option> <option>Taahgaarxian</option> <option>Tanner Thompson</option> <option>tadpole</option> <option>tank</option> <option>teabag</option> <option>telephone</option> <option>tempest</option> <option>temple</option> <option>ten-foot pole</option> <option>tennis racket</option> <option>terracotta</option> <option>terrorist</option> <option>terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER</option> <option>Texas toast</option> <option>thong</option> <option>thumbtack</option> <option>tire</option> <option>tit</option> <option>titty</option> <option>toaster</option> <option>toboggan</option> <option>tofu</option> <option>tomato</option> <option>tong</option> <option>tooth</option> <option>toothpick</option> <option>Toyota</option> <option>tractor</option> <option>treehouse</option> <option>treetop</option> <option>truffle</option> <option>t-shirt</option> <option>tube</option> <option>Turing machine</option> <option>turkey sandwich</option> <option>tuxedo</option> <option>tyrant</option> <option>Utility Muffin Research Kitchen</option> <option>US Navy aircraft carrier</option> <option>VCR</option> <option>vector field</option> <option>verb</option> <option>vertigo</option> <option>virus</option> <option>Volkswagen</option> <option>Volvo</option> <option>vomit</option> <option>vortex</option> <option>vulva</option> <option>waffle</option> <option>wall</option> <option>waterfall</option> <option>watermelon</option> <option>Weltschmerz</option> <option>whereabouts</option> <option>whip</option> <option>Wii</option> <option>xanthochroi</option> <option>Xbox</option> <option>xenomorph</option> <option>xylophone</option> <option>yellow submarine</option> <option>YouTube Poop</option> <option>zebra</option> <option>Zelda</option> <option>zipper</option> <option>Zork</option> <option>zoot suit</option> </choose>Not all of this stuff gets transcluded, just one option. Try {{r|noun}} if uses multiple times on one page to keep randomisation.

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