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  • <option>Hyakugojyuuichi!!</option>
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  • <option>imitation fake vomit</option>
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  • <option>jelly</option>
  • <option>Juffo-Wup</option>
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  • <option>kakistocracy</option>
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  • <option>Soliton radar</option>
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  • <option>Taahgaarxian</option>
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  • <option>titty</option>
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  • <option>watermelon</option>
  • <option>Weltschmerz</option>
  • <option>whereabouts</option>
  • <option>whip</option>
  • <option>Wii</option>
  • <option>xanthochroi</option>
  • <option>Xbox</option>
  • <option>xenomorph</option>
  • <option>xylophone</option>
  • <option>yellow submarine</option>
  • <option>YouTube Poop</option>
  • <option>zebra</option>
  • <option>Zelda</option>
  • <option>zipper</option>
  • <option>zoot suit</option>
  • <option>Zork</option>
  • <option>zygote</option>

</choose>

Not all of this stuff gets transcluded, just one option. Try {{r|noun}} if uses multiple times on one page to keep randomisation.

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