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(This is why you should change this when the month actually starts, instead of leaving it for over a week. Otherwise I might change it, and nobody wants that.)
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So this here [[User:Xamralco|'''Xamralco''']]. I hear he is a pretty darn spiffy guy! I also hear he writes stuff! Informational stuff! See, this one time, I was like 'hey I wanna edit the main page' and then I cried because nobody ever lets me do anything fun around here. But then this here [[User:Xamralco|'''Xamralco''']] guy, he was all, "Nah, man, don't worry, it's not you, [[Why?:IPs can't edit the main page|they don't let anybody play with anything fun.]]" Heck, this guy is always teachin' folks about newfangled things! Sometimes, I think he's a spaceman! How else would he know about this [[HowTo:Replace bread with something else|bread replacement]] thing? Maybe he's one of them city folks...
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Looks like some '''{{u|Lyrithya}}''' bloke won this one. What a strange name.
 
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Recently, our greatest fears here at Uncyclopedia have come true. '''[[User:Featured User|Featured User]]''' has come out of the woodworks, an example of our greatest mortal enemy in its greatest extreme: Sockpuppetry. Further evidence of the idea that only a small number of Uncyclopedians exist, and that every other user is merely a sockpuppet of them, Featured User dares to expose even more pieces of the puzzle. Featured User is in fact, one of four Uncyclopedians at the heart of the mass sockpuppeting scheme, he particularly being the user that all users who have written featured articles are sockpuppets of. More pieces of this illustrious puzzle are bound to come to light and will be reported on the 11 O'clock edition of Uncyclopedia's news channel. Or that would happen, if we actually had one. In lieu of a special report, we may all huddle around a dancing monkey for a while, if he's in the neighborhood tonight.
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Our Noob of the Month, '''{{u|PopGoesTheWeasel}}''', has a signature that is too tall. He should fix that.
 
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I know what you're thinking. Why does [[User:Magic man|'''Magic Man''']] get recognized every month? I'll tell you why! It's because he's one of them fascists! You want proof? I'll show you proof! Who else would write an article about [[Subliminal stimuli|how to turn innocent citizens in dirty commies?]] If you think that's bad, you should see his article on [[HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise|how to hide among us!]] We must strike while he's mad with power! He'll be too busy trying to inflitrate the Uncyclopedia with his [[Fruits|secret agenda]]! I am afraid! The Commie homo storm is upon us, and I did not prepare for this day!
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Apparently '''{{u|Mattsnow}}''' won this one. This either means he's useful or that the system is entirely broken. As I have no idea who he is and just broke into this building five minutes ago, however, I couldn't say. Who are you again, and why do you have a gun?
 
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'''[[Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Month|Vote for Writer of the Month]]''' | '''[[Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Month|Vote for Noob of the Month]]''' | '''[[Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month|Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month]]''' | '''[[Uncyclopedia:Past Winners/nav|Past Winners]]'''
 
'''[[Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Month|Vote for Writer of the Month]]''' | '''[[Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Month|Vote for Noob of the Month]]''' | '''[[Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month|Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month]]''' | '''[[Uncyclopedia:Past Winners/nav|Past Winners]]'''

Revision as of 17:24, December 11, 2011

Wotm

Looks like some Lyrithya bloke won this one. What a strange name.


Noobaward

Our Noob of the Month, PopGoesTheWeasel, has a signature that is too tall. He should fix that.


BePrepared

Apparently Mattsnow won this one. This either means he's useful or that the system is entirely broken. As I have no idea who he is and just broke into this building five minutes ago, however, I couldn't say. Who are you again, and why do you have a gun?


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