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[[File:Writer of the month.png|left|70px]] '''{{u|GlobalTourniquet}}''' wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with [[italic|bold]], [[Old|new]] ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring [[1|many]], [[dull|exciting]] articles to [[Wikipedia|Uncyclopedia]]!
So this here [[User:Xamralco|'''Xamralco''']]. I hear he is a pretty darn spiffy guy! I also hear he writes stuff! Informational stuff! See, this one time, I was like 'hey I wanna edit the main page' and then I cried because nobody ever lets me do anything fun around here. But then this here [[User:Xamralco|'''Xamralco''']] guy, he was all, "Nah, man, don't worry, it's not you, [[Why?:IPs can't edit the main page|they don't let anybody play with anything fun.]]" Heck, this guy is always teachin' folks about newfangled things! Sometimes, I think he's a spaceman! How else would he know about this [[HowTo:Replace bread with something else|bread replacement]] thing? Maybe he's one of them city folks...
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[[File:Noobaward.png|right|80px]] Noob of the Moment is ''the'' award that all newbies want and '''{{u|Sinner George}}''' has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually ''a very good George'' writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor.
Recently, our greatest fears here at Uncyclopedia have come true. '''[[User:Featured User|Featured User]]''' has come out of the woodworks, an example of our greatest mortal enemy in its greatest extreme: Sockpuppetry. Further evidence of the idea that only a small number of Uncyclopedians exist, and that every other user is merely a sockpuppet of them, Featured User dares to expose even more pieces of the puzzle. Featured User is in fact, one of four Uncyclopedians at the heart of the mass sockpuppeting scheme, he particularly being the user that all users who have written featured articles are sockpuppets of. More pieces of this illustrious puzzle are bound to come to light and will be reported on the 11 O'clock edition of Uncyclopedia's news channel. Or that would happen, if we actually had one. In lieu of a special report, we may all huddle around a dancing monkey for a while, if he's in the neighborhood tonight.
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Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many <s>months</s> ''years'' to come!
 
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[[File:BePrepared.png|left|80px]] It is said {{u|Zombiebaron|last months winner}} has an ego comparable to [[Napoleon]] but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of '''{{u|Frosty}}''', as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty ''is'' a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon!
I know what you're thinking. Why does [[User:Magic man|'''Magic Man''']] get recognized every month? I'll tell you why! It's because he's one of them fascists! You want proof? I'll show you proof! Who else would write an article about [[Subliminal stimuli|how to turn innocent citizens in dirty commies?]] If you think that's bad, you should see his article on [[HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise|how to hide among us!]] We must strike while he's mad with power! He'll be too busy trying to inflitrate the Uncyclopedia with his [[Fruits|secret agenda]]! I am afraid! The Commie homo storm is upon us, and I did not prepare for this day!
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HEIL FROSTY!
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Latest revision as of 08:41, October 12, 2012

Writer of the month
GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!

Seriously, we love you.


Noobaward
Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor.

Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many months years to come!


BePrepared
It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon!

HEIL FROSTY!



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