Template:Minor-jesii
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The Sacred Host of Minor Jesii
| Fear their wrath, and beware their confusing names. If you are confused about which one you want to know to know to know to know it is it is yes. babs, it's probably Original Jesus. | ||
| Disco Jesus: Knows how to love you | What would Jesus smoke? Sweet smoking Jesus | |
| Jesus of Nazareth: Singer and Songwriter | Parallel Universe Jesus:Dark Jesus | |
| Jesus Christ - Alcoholic: Just like daddy. | Member of the Carpenters: Jeez | |
| Jesus Fucking Christ: Working class hero and modern day sage | Semi-Jesus anthropormorphic personification: Messiah | |
| Super Jebus: Western Sydney pimp | Raise one family and you will be a believer: Pet Jesus | |
| Jesus Marx: Illegal Commie Clone | He's blonde, cultish, and believes in racial purity. No, it's not a Nazi, it's: Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints | |
| Republican Jesus: Has a "W" sticker on his SUV | An alpha prototype Christ: Jesus 1.5a | |
| Hide and Go Jesus: The hardest one to find | That one in that band...Nightmare Cinema or something: Jesus LaBrie | |
| коммунистический автомобиль: In communist Russia, he is saved by YOU! | But what If Jesus had lived in America | |
| MC Jesus: The Jewish Rap Sensation | Blue in hue and bereft of beard too: Bizarro Jesus | |
