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- 24 May - Arias escapes!
- 23 May - President and First Lady reportedly separating
- 22 May - Sergio Garcia apologizes
- 21 May - Scientists prove George Lucas' Theory was correct
- 20 May - Obama ducks more IRS fallout
- 20 May - Flying sharks spotted at Cape Cod
- 19 May - Bra brouhaha over official's decree
- 17 May - Ask Hal 9000/arch2
- 15 May - Department of Defense orders more sexual assault training
- 13 May - Sandy Hook Elementary School condemned
- 11 May - The Singles Crisis: UnNews Reporter's Two Years on Plenty of...
- 09 May - EA Games partners with Reebok
- 08 May - Dave Mustaine is running for president
- 06 May - Baseballer detonates bomb in Boston but walks free
- 30 Apr - Lebanon detains dolphin spy suspect
- 28 Apr - Blogger may be "angling" to replace "anorexic" NBA cheerlead...
- 25 Apr - UnNews wire hacked; President is unhurt
- 23 Apr - Witherspoon may have Alzheimer's
- 23 Apr - Columbia no longer the drug capital of the world
- 19 Apr - Boston terrorists believed to be British
