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In the article, Fars News states that Obama handed out the best picture award to “the anti-Iranian film ‘Embargo.’” Iranian officials have repeatedly criticized the Ben Affleck film, which is quite unusual considering that the movie has not been screened in any Iranian theaters nor even seen by any Iranian officials. Full story»
Speaking at Hamley's ,Kate bravely laid into the 'ugly old hag Hilary' for saying she was only created to be a breeding machine for the British Royal Family Toy Range and said her opponent was 'way past her sell by date'. Full story»
Testers in the Czech Republic found unspecified trace amounts of horse DNA in packages of meatballs that were supposed to contain only cow and pig DNA. Meatballs from the same batch were sent to 12 other European countries, resulting in a continent-wide food scare. Full story»
Atlanta’s Social News Daily had more on the strange posting which was sent by a Misty Handcock. Anna Lamb didn’t know who Misty Handcock was, or why she was sending her messages to contact Clayton County Hospital. She paid it no mind because of the strange name and because the profile picture was Rambo in drag. Full story»
The South African Police Authority have confirmed they have appointed one of their best dogs to take over the mismanaged investigation following the arrest of Oscar Pistorius for the murder of his girlfriend.
Rex, a pure bred Afrikaans dog with a long history in (black) crowd control replaces Detective Hilton Botha who has been removed from the case as it turned out his skills were more of the school of Frank Drebin than Sherlock Holmes Full story»