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A sensitive South African television station is marking the arrest of Olympic hero Oscar Pistorius - 'Blade Runner' - for murder, by broadcasting footage of his dead girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp in all her former blonde bikini beauty. The show Orange Juicer Company Cashing In On a Product Placement Show is to be seen on South African television and on news channels worldwide.
Defending the decision to go ahead with the show, the television show's producers said the programme was meant as a 'tribute' and not some-money-grabbing-exercise-to-recover-the-costs-of-an-expensive-show-under-the-guise-of-public-broadcasting-duty Full story»
|arrange = left |image = Facebook_chair.jpg |title = Users realize Facebook is as useless as a chair |summary =SILICON VALLEY, California -- Months after Facebook released its commercial campaign of The Things That Connect Us in which chairs are blatantly likened to the popular social networking site, millions of people worldwide realized that Facebook is about as worthless as the average chair. This realization came to many Facebook users as they sat down in chairs big, small, soft, or metallic all across the globe to check on their meaningless internet lives. This planet-wide epiphany has led to serious repercussions for the social networking empire as stock in Facebook, Inc. fell in billions of dollars while investments in furniture have quadrupled.
Medical experts have labelled the English as the 'fattest, most unhealthy people in Europe' in a shock report. The Fat of Old England has now outgrossed the Germans, Italians and even the Greeks when it comes to standing on the scales.
A report from the Academy of Medical Royal Colleges (AMRC) say the English disease of eating crap and washing it down with a lot of gut dissolving coke has lead to a 'weight crisis'. Now experts want all children to be fed on gruel and horse meat bovril. For cereal abusers, English fatties will be sent to Health Camps which will be run by super fit Germans with machine guns, vicious dogs and a lot of Teutonic mockery. Full story»
President Clinton said the death of Al-Assad marked a well-orchestrated “strategic victory” for Wall Street and a breath of musty air for western meddling in Middle Eastern tribal affairs. Full story»
"For years, Luigi has been asking for attention," said Princess Daisy, a spokesman for the palace, "Princess Peach thought declaring 2013 as the year of Luigi would to an appropriate response, chiefly because she thought the world was going to end in 2012. Unfortunately, the world did not end, so I guess the joke is on us." Full story»