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|title = Georgia hospital use Facebook to notify mom of son's birth
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|title = Vatican joins banned prayer lawsuit against Armstrong
 
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|summary = '''[[Atlanta|ATLANTA]], [[Georgia]]''' -- A Georgia mom is outraged at a local hospital for sending her notification of her son's birth in a Facebook post. Anna Lamb began searching for her son, Ricky Lamb, who went missing on January 25th. She made the usual calls to nurses and doctors and eventually discovered that the hospital had already notified her.
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|summary = ''''''[[Vatican|VATICAN]]''' -- The Vatican said Friday it has joined a confessional lawsuit against cyclist Lance Armstrong that was originally filed by some jilted fan boy in Idaho. Armstrong, the one time mythical and now legendary cyclist, has admitted to using performance-enhancing Protestant prayers banned by the Vatican. He was team rider when the Catholic Church sponsored him from 1996 to 2004 and Armstrong won seven of his six Tour de France titles, the Vatican said.
   
Atlanta’s Social News Daily had more on the strange posting which was sent by a Misty Handcock. Anna Lamb didn’t know who Misty Handcock was, or why she was sending her messages to contact Clayton County Hospital. She paid it no mind because of the strange name and because the profile picture was Rambo in drag.
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The civil lawsuit alleges that Armstrong submitted false confessions every Saturday for many years so that the church would sponsor him, even though he was ''“regularly employing banned prayers and pagan rituals to enhance his performance in violation of the papal sponsorship agreement,”''
 
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