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|summary ='''[[Hollywood|HOLLYWOOD]]''' -- In the U.S., Michelle Obama’s wardrobe isn’t exactly considered racist or sexist or even nice. But apparently her gown for the Oscars, with its crotch design, was too bigoted for viewers in [[Iran]]. Fars News, a network in Iran, edited the First Lady’s dress in a story about her Academy Awards exploitation appearance posted on their website. In the photo, her ugly gray dress appears completely covered by an appealing blue Muslim burqa - as if she had enough grace to wear such feminine apparel.
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|summary = '''FLAT 1, [[Greece|Mount Olympia]]''' -- Juno, the emotionally fragile Goddess of marriages, is allegedly throwing cutlery and slamming doors, after being associated with [[Undictionary:Blizzard|blizzards]] across the mainland [[United States]].
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Just as the fallout is settling from Pastor Isidorio’s announcement that the [[Homo sexuals|Gay]] Pride Parade in São Paulo caused droughts, incestuous activity is being blamed for the record [[American]] snowfalls.
   
In the article, Fars News states that Obama handed out the best picture award to ''“the anti-Iranian film ‘Embargo.’”'' Iranian officials have repeatedly criticized the Ben Affleck film, which is quite unusual considering that the movie has not been screened in any Iranian theaters nor even seen by any Iranian officials.
 
 
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|summary = '''[[Nashua, New Hampshire|NASHUA]], [[New Hampshire]]''' -- The 35 million in the [[U.S.]] northeast are living in panic of news reports of historic [[snow]]. The press has to outdo its breathless coverage of last weekend's four inches, as the region now expects 24 inches.
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|summary ='''[[London|LONDON]], [[United Kingdom]]''' --
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|summary = '''[[Athens|ATHENS, Greece]]''' -- Leftist leader Alexis Tsipras promised, after his Syriza party swept to victory, that Greece’s Archaic Period of antiquity "humiliation and suffering" imposed by oligarchs is over and a "Golden Dawn" had begun.
   
Beautiful, stunning, fantastic [[Kate Middleton|Princess Kate]] has been driven to [[wikipedia:Tiny Tears|Tiny Tears]] by the cruel taunts of the [[wikipedia:Cabbage Patch Doll|Boiled Cabbage Patch Doll]] that she is a lump of cheap plastic with no personality.
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"By Zeus, today is one for the scrolls!” Tspiras proclaimed from the front of the Parthenon.
   
Speaking at [[wikipedia:Hamley's|Hamley's]] ,Kate bravely laid into the '[[wikipedia:Hilary Mantel|ugly old hag Hilary]]' for saying she was only created to be a breeding machine for the British Royal Family Toy Range and said her opponent was 'way past her sell by date'.
 
 
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|summary ='''STOCKHOLM, [[Sweden]]''' -- Swedish furniture giant [[Ikea]] became entangled in Europe's widening [[horse]]-meat scandal Monday, as regulators suspected the chain's [[meat]]balls of containing the mystery meat.
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|summary = '''[[Glasgow|GLASGOW, England]]''' -- Junior [[technician]] Peter Woodlouse has managed to slow down light not just in [[water]] or glass but in free space — by playing ''The Endless River,'' [[Pink Floyd]]’s latest album, in a room full of [[Weed|weed]] smoke.
   
Testers in the [[Czech Republic]] found unspecified trace amounts of horse DNA in packages of meatballs that were supposed to contain only [[cow]] and [[pig]] [[DNA]]. Meatballs from the same batch were sent to 12 other European countries, resulting in a [[Europe|continent-wide]] food scare.
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Mr. Woodlouse said he was “stoked” when a non-ionising photon stopped for a brief chat.
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|summary = ''''''[[Vatican|VATICAN]]''' -- The Vatican said Friday it has joined a confessional lawsuit against cyclist Lance Armstrong that was originally filed by some jilted fan boy in Idaho. Armstrong, the one time mythical and now legendary cyclist, has admitted to using performance-enhancing Protestant prayers banned by the Vatican. He was team rider when the Catholic Church sponsored him from 1996 to 2004 and Armstrong won seven of his six Tour de France titles, the Vatican said.
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|summary = '''[[Washington, D.C.|WASHINGTON, D.C.]]''' -- {{InlineMedia|Obama to save the day by attending Abdullah funeral}} [[Barack Obama|Obama]] will leave [[India]] early to detour to [[Saudi Arabia]] for the [[funeral]] of Abdullah unless his scheduled golf game should require a tie-breaker round.
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Scholars of [[Journalism]] listed many Historic Firsts Mr. Obama's trip will achieve, including being the first to praise Saudi Arabia as a moderating influence in Arabia, in remarks to be delivered at Blood Libel University.
   
The civil lawsuit alleges that Armstrong submitted false confessions every Saturday for many years so that the church would sponsor him, even though he was ''“regularly employing banned prayers and pagan rituals to enhance his performance in violation of the papal sponsorship agreement,”''
 
 
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|summary = '''[[Washington, D.C.|WASHINGTON, D.C.]]''' -- [[Barack Obama]] wrote his own State of the Union Address, taking inspiration from great speech writers, such as Toby Ziegler, Will Ferrell and [[Barack Obama]].
 
The South African Police Authority have confirmed they have appointed one of their best dogs to take over the mismanaged investigation following the arrest of Oscar Pistorius for the murder of his girlfriend.
 
   
'''Rex''', a pure bred Afrikaans dog with a long history in (black) crowd control replaces Detective Hilton Botha who has been removed from the case as it turned out his skills were more of the school of Frank Drebin than [[Sherlock Holmes]]
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The President honed his [[Speak|vocalization]] to emphasise his pseudo-passion, dispassionately. He went on to [[Promotion|promote]] his own agenda, which is to launch a pop music career.
   
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Latest revision as of 22:11, January 27, 2015

Juno
FLAT 1, Mount Olympia -- Juno, the emotionally fragile Goddess of marriages, is allegedly throwing cutlery and slamming doors, after being associated with blizzards across the mainland United States.

Just as the fallout is settling from Pastor Isidorio’s announcement that the Gay Pride Parade in São Paulo caused droughts, incestuous activity is being blamed for the record American snowfalls. Full story»

Hibachi in Snow
UnNewsNAVEL-GAZING
NASHUA, New Hampshire -- The 35 million in the U.S. northeast are living in panic of news reports of historic snow. The press has to outdo its breathless coverage of last weekend's four inches, as the region now expects 24 inches.

The "mainstream media" reported the storm is "growing exponentially," which means that Monday's 1 inch and Tuesday's 10 will be followed by 100 on Wednesday, and so on until it causes the moon to make snow butterflies as it orbits the earth. Full story»


Greek Election
ATHENS, Greece -- Leftist leader Alexis Tsipras promised, after his Syriza party swept to victory, that Greece’s Archaic Period of antiquity "humiliation and suffering" imposed by oligarchs is over and a "Golden Dawn" had begun.

"By Zeus, today is one for the scrolls!” Tspiras proclaimed from the front of the Parthenon. Full story»

Ghoton
GLASGOW, England -- Junior technician Peter Woodlouse has managed to slow down light not just in water or glass but in free space — by playing The Endless River, Pink Floyd’s latest album, in a room full of weed smoke.

Mr. Woodlouse said he was “stoked” when a non-ionising photon stopped for a brief chat. Full story»


Obama bow
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- (Gnome-speakernotes listen) Obama will leave India early to detour to Saudi Arabia for the funeral of Abdullah — unless his scheduled golf game should require a tie-breaker round.

Scholars of Journalism listed many Historic Firsts Mr. Obama's trip will achieve, including being the first to praise Saudi Arabia as a moderating influence in Arabia, in remarks to be delivered at Blood Libel University. Full story»

State of union
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Barack Obama wrote his own State of the Union Address, taking inspiration from great speech writers, such as Toby Ziegler, Will Ferrell and Barack Obama.

The President honed his vocalization to emphasise his pseudo-passion, dispassionately. He went on to promote his own agenda, which is to launch a pop music career. Full story»



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