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UK terror threat level downgraded
CORNWALL, UK -- The terror threat to the UK has been downgraded from "Ultra-super-critical" to
"Semi-quite-severe". Home Secretary John Reid said the change was made because terrorists will "Defiantly get you! Well sooner or later. Probably later."
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