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NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL, Hades - Following the cease fire agreement in Lebanon, the Dark Lord of the Underworld, Satan, declared the following in yet another televised interview.
"In every altercation with Hezbollah, Israel and Russia, my minions had the upper hand. Hezbollah, Israeli and Russian leaders went into hiding and are all lying.
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