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|Image text=Michael Jackson, depicted here in some weirdo middle east country he moved to for some reason, declined comment, except to say "Wow, did I fuck my life up hella bad."
 
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|Synopsis='''UnNews: NYC''' [[FOX]] abruptly announced that it was cancelling its planned [[Michael Jackson]] special "If I Did It," in which the fallen pop star would have explained, on air, how he would have [[molest]]ed those children, "if" he had actually done that.
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|Synopsis='''UnNews: NYC''' [[FOX]] abruptly announced that it was cancelling its planned [[Michael Jackson]] special "If I Did It," in which the fallen pop star would have explained, on air, how he would have [[rape|molest]]ed those children, "if" he had actually done that.
 
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Fox cancels planned Michael Jackson special "If I Did It"

UnNews: NYC FOX abruptly announced that it was cancelling its planned Michael Jackson special "If I Did It," in which the fallen pop star would have explained, on air, how he would have molested those children, "if" he had actually done that.
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