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| − | {{Lead_Tester|Title=Obituary: The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner |
+ | {{Lead_Tester|Title=Earth declares war on, attacks Moon |
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| − | |Image text=Kraft Dinner responds to questions from the press. His leering jocularity pulls him out of many a toothy faux pas. |
+ | |Image text=Take that, Lunar-based Fundamentalist Islamic Jihadist bastard terrorists! |
| − | |Synopsis='''Washington D.C.''' Recent excavations at the former site of the Big Fish Food China Trading Company have revealed shocking details of the maltreatment of one of America's favourite racehorses, leading to a full investigation by the House Select Committee on Assassinations. |
+ | |Synopsis='''JUPITER TOWNSHIP, New Jersey''' (A&P) -- President [[Dubya|Bush]] gave a historic speech at a press conference today, praising the efforts of his [[European]] allies in routing [[Cobra|Islamic]] terrorists believed to have entrenched themselves in a new base on the Moon, based upon indisputable [[satellite]] and telescope photos. This evidence will not be released to the public out of "''concern for our National security''". |
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Earth declares war on, attacks Moon
JUPITER TOWNSHIP, New Jersey (A&P) -- President Bush gave a historic speech at a press conference today, praising the efforts of his European allies in routing Islamic terrorists believed to have entrenched themselves in a new base on the Moon, based upon indisputable satellite and telescope photos. This evidence will not be released to the public out of "concern for our National security".
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