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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Fox cancels planned Michael Jackson special "If I Did It"
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{{Lead_Tester|Title=Robert Altman will not direct "M*A*S*H" prequel
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|Image text=Michael Jackson, depicted here in some weirdo middle east country he moved to for some reason, declined comment, except to say "Wow, did I fuck my life up hella bad."
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|Synopsis='''UnNews: NYC''' [[FOX]] abruptly announced that it was cancelling its planned [[Michael Jackson]] special "If I Did It," in which the fallen pop star would have explained, on air, how he would have [[rape|molest]]ed those children, "if" he had actually done that.
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|Synopsis='''HOLLYWOOD, California''' -- Sad news for ''''[[M*A*S*H]]'''' fans all over the world: Not only has ''M*A*S*H'' movie director '''Robert Altman''' died this week at 81, but has also been rejected by '''[[Fox TV | Twentieth Century Fox]]''' to direct the upcoming prequel or any other possible ''M*A*S*H''-related films.
 
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Revision as of 15:02, November 24, 2006

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Robert Altman will not direct "M*A*S*H" prequel

HOLLYWOOD, California -- Sad news for 'M*A*S*H' fans all over the world: Not only has M*A*S*H movie director Robert Altman died this week at 81, but has also been rejected by Twentieth Century Fox to direct the upcoming prequel or any other possible M*A*S*H-related films.
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