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| − | |Image text=One of dozens of spontenous protests in favor of the release of the Mokey plush that have sprung up around the Moslem world. |
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+ | |Synopsis='''ANCHORAGE, [[Alaska]]''' -- [[Sarah Palin]] begins her whirlwind tour of her newest book, fittingly titled [[shit|''Going Rouge'']]. Sources tell that it was originally going to be called ''Story of an Average Maverick Hockey-Mom'', but Palin refuted that title, calling it "anti-un-Americana." |
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Sarah Palin: 'Going Rouge' Hits Stores; Hints to Maverick Party
ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- Sarah Palin begins her whirlwind tour of her newest book, fittingly titled Going Rouge. Sources tell that it was originally going to be called Story of an Average Maverick Hockey-Mom, but Palin refuted that title, calling it "anti-un-Americana."
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