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<option>{{Q|I say to you that {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} is to the American film producer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.|Jack Valenti|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|I say to you that {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} is to the American film producer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.|Jack Valenti|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|For {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}, all seven deadly sins!|Fritz Lang|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}, ''Metropolis'', 1927</option>
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<option>{{Q|For {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}, all seven deadly sins!|Fritz Lang|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}, ''Metropolis'', 1927</option>
   
<option>{{Q|Thanks for the question, {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}! I look forward to killing you soon!|The Ninja|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|Thanks for the question, {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}! I look forward to killing you soon!|The Ninja|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|Know your {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}.|Sun-Tzu|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|Know your {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}.|Sun-Tzu|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|I pity that foo'!|Mr. T|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|I pity that foo'!|Mr. T|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}? We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!|Karl Rove|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}? We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!|Karl Rove|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option weight="2">{{Q|We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}.|Winston Churchill|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option weight="2">{{Q|We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}.|Winston Churchill|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|We have the ability to take {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability.|Pat Robertson|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|We have the ability to take {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability.|Pat Robertson|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|But what is the greatest evil? If you are going to epitomize evil, what is it? Is it the bomb? The greatest evil that one has to fight constantly, every minute of the day until one dies, is {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}.|Patrick McGoohan|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|But what is the greatest evil? If you are going to epitomize evil, what is it? Is it the bomb? The greatest evil that one has to fight constantly, every minute of the day until one dies, is {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}.|Patrick McGoohan|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|I almost think it is the ultimate destiny of science to exterminate {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}.|Thomas Love Peacock|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|I almost think it is the ultimate destiny of science to exterminate {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}.|Thomas Love Peacock|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|WinAmp: It really whips the {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}'s ass.|WinAmp|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|WinAmp: It really whips the {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}'s ass.|WinAmp|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|By Papal order, I have instructed my semi-elite squad of [[Clinjas]] to dispose of {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}.|The Pope|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|By Papal order, I have instructed my semi-elite squad of [[Clinjas]] to dispose of {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}.|The Pope|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option weight="2">{{Q|Maybe my darker instincts are correct about {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}. Maybe the knowledge that I deny is the truth... the knowledge that {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} is dark and willing to destroy all things.|Martin Heidegger|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option weight="2">{{Q|Maybe my darker instincts are correct about {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}. Maybe the knowledge that I deny is the truth... the knowledge that {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} is dark and willing to destroy all things.|Martin Heidegger|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|Where has {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} gone? I shall tell you. We have killed him - you and I. We are his murderers.|Friedrich Nietzsche|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|Where has {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} gone? I shall tell you. We have killed him - you and I. We are his murderers.|Friedrich Nietzsche|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} may die.|H. P. Lovecraft|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} may die.|H. P. Lovecraft|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. We are the Borg.|The Borg|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. We are the Borg.|The Borg|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|All your {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} are belong to us.|CATS|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|All your {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} are belong to us.|CATS|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|Oh, {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} will kill me one day or another, but he will remember forever that I caught him, that I held him prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh? (laughs)|Mommy Fortuna|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|Oh, {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} will kill me one day or another, but he will remember forever that I caught him, that I held him prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh? (laughs)|Mommy Fortuna|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} moves amongst those within the gate freely, {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}'s sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} appears not a traitor; {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and wears their face and their arguments, {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} rots the soul of a nation, works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} is the plague.|Marcus Tutilius Cicero|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} moves amongst those within the gate freely, {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}'s sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} appears not a traitor; {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and wears their face and their arguments, {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} rots the soul of a nation, works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} is the plague.|Marcus Tutilius Cicero|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|Get back here, {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} I want to see your face when I kill you! I want to see the light leave your eyes!|Lord Voldemort|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|Get back here, {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} I want to see your face when I kill you! I want to see the light leave your eyes!|Lord Voldemort|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|Most of the evils of life rise from {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}.|Blaise Pascal|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|Most of the evils of life rise from {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}.|Blaise Pascal|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}, and you are a god.|Jean Rostand|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}, and you are a god.|Jean Rostand|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|An ant may well destroy {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}.|Chinese Proverb|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|An ant may well destroy {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}.|Chinese Proverb|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} can be destroyed but not defeated.|Ernest Hemmingway|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} can be destroyed but not defeated.|Ernest Hemmingway|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|Those of us who love freedom must work together to do everything we can to disrupt, deny and bring to justice {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} who has no soul, no conscience, who hates freedom.|George W. Bush|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|Those of us who love freedom must work together to do everything we can to disrupt, deny and bring to justice {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} who has no soul, no conscience, who hates freedom.|George W. Bush|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{QNL|We think there's too much burden placed on {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} to make up for empty areas in life.|Leopold and Loeb|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{QNL|We think there's too much burden placed on {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} to make up for empty areas in life.|Leopold and Loeb|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|Fucking {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}s... The {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}s are responsible for all the wars in the world!|Mel Gibson|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|Fucking {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}s... The {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}s are responsible for all the wars in the world!|Mel Gibson|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} alone is quite capable of every wickedness.|Joseph Conrad|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} alone is quite capable of every wickedness.|Joseph Conrad|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} from among the just, And shall cast {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} into the furnace of fire: and there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.|Jesus|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} from among the just, And shall cast {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} into the furnace of fire: and there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.|Jesus|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|The love of {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} is the root of all evil.|St. Paul|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|The love of {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} is the root of all evil.|St. Paul|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|The greatest of all evils is {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}.|Benjamin Disraeli|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|The greatest of all evils is {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}.|Benjamin Disraeli|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|I am unable to understand how a man of honor could take {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} in his hands without a shudder of disgust.|Charles Baudelaire|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|I am unable to understand how a man of honor could take {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} in his hands without a shudder of disgust.|Charles Baudelaire|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|Before we can study the central issues of life today, we must destroy {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}.|Leo Tolstoy|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|Before we can study the central issues of life today, we must destroy {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}.|Leo Tolstoy|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} throughout the world.|Charles Darwin|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} throughout the world.|Charles Darwin|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|That's it! I've had it with these motherfuckin' {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}s on this motherfuckin' plane!|Samuel L. Jackson|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|That's it! I've had it with these motherfuckin' {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}s on this motherfuckin' plane!|Samuel L. Jackson|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} came to ransom some, to save others, to redeem others. {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} ransomed those who were strangers and made them {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}'s own. And {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} set {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}'s own apart, those whom {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} gave as a pledge according to {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}'s plan. It was not just when {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} appeared that {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} voluntarily laid down {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}'s life, but {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} voluntarily laid down {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}'s life from the very day the world came into being.|St. Phillip|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} came to ransom some, to save others, to redeem others. {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} ransomed those who were strangers and made them {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}'s own. And {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} set {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}'s own apart, those whom {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} gave as a pledge according to {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}'s plan. It was not just when {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} appeared that {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} voluntarily laid down {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}'s life, but {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} voluntarily laid down {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}'s life from the very day the world came into being.|St. Phillip|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|Fifty years ago we'd have {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} upside-down with a fucking fork up the ass!|Michael Richards|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|Fifty years ago we'd have {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} upside-down with a fucking fork up the ass!|Michael Richards|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|In Soviet Russia, {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} makes up a quote on you!!|Russian Reversal|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|In Soviet Russia, {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} makes up a quote on you!!|Russian Reversal|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{wilde|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}? Yes, I think I had sex with them once. Although I didn't see their face so I can't be sure, for obvious reasons.|{{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
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<option>{{wilde|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}? Yes, I think I had sex with them once. Although I didn't see their face so I can't be sure, for obvious reasons.|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|Arrgh, it is only a matter of time before the prophesied Gladiator of dreams, {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}} will come and bring about the final moments of existence, known as... RAGNAROK!!!|a nutjob from 31337 AD|}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|Arrgh, it is only a matter of time before the prophesied Gladiator of dreams, {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}} will come and bring about the final moments of existence, known as... RAGNAROK!!!|a nutjob from 31337 AD|}}</option>
   
<option>{{Q|If there is a {{{1|{{PAGENAME}}}}}, why does it let bad things happen?|Small Child|}}</option>
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<option>{{Q|If there is a {{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}, why does it let bad things happen?|Small Child|}}</option>
   
   
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</choose><noinclude><br><br>This template chooses a random quote by a random person from a list of several dozen. [[Category:Quotation templates|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}]] [[Category:Random templates|{{{on|{{PAGENAME}}}}}]]</noinclude>

Latest revision as of 11:07, June 15, 2010

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~ Leo Tolstoy on Killquote


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