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<option>'''“Dynamite is dirty stuff, and causes a real mess if handled incorrectly. Ever tried getting blood stains out of soft furnishings? Thought not.”
 
<option>'''“Dynamite is dirty stuff, and causes a real mess if handled incorrectly. Ever tried getting blood stains out of soft furnishings? Thought not.”
   
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<option>'''“Most of the time, people absolutely despise the graveyard shift. Well, with the the exception of necrophiliacs, anyway.”
 
<option>'''“Most of the time, people absolutely despise the graveyard shift. Well, with the the exception of necrophiliacs, anyway.”

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“Lab coats should be white, or at least indicate they once were white, and maybe with a one or two chemical stains or acid-burns. Any coloured lab coats invoke an impression of a twat.”

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