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> Examine waste-paper basket

It appears to be a small wicker waste-paper basket. Inside it is a piece of scrunched-up paper.

> Read paper

The paper goes as follows:

"Table 6:
3 plain pancakes w/ syrup
2 cinnamon pancakes w/o syrup
4 kiddie pancakes w/o syrup"

and then goes on:

"Table 13 (for ambiguous-looking person and companion):
5 'special' pancakes w/ extra cyanide"

It's hardly suprising the pancakes you were going to be served had poison in them.

> Take paper


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