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> Examine waste-paper basket
It appears to be a small wicker waste-paper basket. Inside it is a piece of scrunched-up paper.
> Read paper
The paper goes as follows:
- "Table 6:
- 3 plain pancakes w/ syrup
- 2 cinnamon pancakes w/o syrup
- 4 kiddie pancakes w/o syrup"
and then goes on:
- "Table 13 (for ambiguous-looking person and companion):
- 5 'special' pancakes w/ extra cyanide"
It's hardly suprising the pancakes you were going to be served had poison in them.
> Take paper