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> Search desk
It appears there is a lot of stuff in there, including a desk defence grue.
> Attack grue with fork
The fork pierces the grue's body. It slumps down, dead. Also in the desk is a coin and a memo.
> Examine coin
The coin has a hole in the middle, and appears to be worth "5 Zorkmids". It has KILL GRUESLAYER engraved on one side and KILL DEPUTY engraved on the other.
> Take coin
> Read memo
The memo reads:
BENSON, you must not fail where Ronalds failed. You must kill the Grueslayer before my hiding place is discovered.
> Take memo