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> Search desk

It appears there is a lot of stuff in there, including a desk defence grue.

> Attack grue with fork

The fork pierces the grue's body. It slumps down, dead. Also in the desk is a coin and a memo.

> Examine coin

The coin has a hole in the middle, and appears to be worth "5 Zorkmids". It has KILL GRUESLAYER engraved on one side and KILL DEPUTY engraved on the other.

> Take coin


> Read memo

The memo reads:

BENSON, you must not fail where Ronalds failed. You must kill the Grueslayer before my hiding place is discovered.

Signed, U-Gene.

> Take memo


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