Template:Fortune

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<option>A bachelor can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.</option>
 
<option>A bachelor can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.</option>
 
<option>A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him.</option>
 
<option>A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him.</option>
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<option>Ancient Chinese Curse: May all your wishes be granted.</option>
 
<option>Ancient Chinese Curse: May all your wishes be granted.</option>
 
<option>Ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. Cats never forgot it.</option>
 
<option>Ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. Cats never forgot it.</option>
<option>Be careful about reading health books; you may die of a misprint.</option>
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<option>Be careful about reading health books, you may die of a misprint.</option>
 
<option>Be nice to your children, they are going to choose your nursing home.</option>
 
<option>Be nice to your children, they are going to choose your nursing home.</option>
 
<option>Be polite. First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.</option>
 
<option>Be polite. First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.</option>
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<option>Some girls scream at a mouse, but get in a car with a wolf.</option>
 
<option>Some girls scream at a mouse, but get in a car with a wolf.</option>
 
<option>Take time to smell the roses and eventually you'll inhale a bee.</option>
 
<option>Take time to smell the roses and eventually you'll inhale a bee.</option>
<option>Takes many nails to build a crib, but just one screw to fill it!</option>
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<option>Takes many nails to build a crib, but just one screw to fill it!!!</option>
 
<option>The beatings will continue until morale improves!</option>
 
<option>The beatings will continue until morale improves!</option>
 
<option>The beauty of a pun is in the argh of the beholder.</option>
 
<option>The beauty of a pun is in the argh of the beholder.</option>
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