Self-made men have one common problem: they worship their maker.
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<option>A bachelor can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.</option> |
<option>A bachelor can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.</option> |
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<option>A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him.</option> |
<option>A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him.</option> |
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<option>Ancient Chinese Curse: May all your wishes be granted.</option> |
<option>Ancient Chinese Curse: May all your wishes be granted.</option> |
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<option>Ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. Cats never forgot it.</option> |
<option>Ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. Cats never forgot it.</option> |
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<option>Be nice to your children, they are going to choose your nursing home.</option> |
<option>Be nice to your children, they are going to choose your nursing home.</option> |
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<option>Be polite. First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.</option> |
<option>Be polite. First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.</option> |
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<option>Some girls scream at a mouse, but get in a car with a wolf.</option> |
<option>Some girls scream at a mouse, but get in a car with a wolf.</option> |
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<option>Take time to smell the roses and eventually you'll inhale a bee.</option> |
<option>Take time to smell the roses and eventually you'll inhale a bee.</option> |
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| − | <option>Takes many nails to build a crib, but just one screw to fill it!</option> |
+ | <option>Takes many nails to build a crib, but just one screw to fill it!!!</option> |
<option>The beatings will continue until morale improves!</option> |
<option>The beatings will continue until morale improves!</option> |
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<option>The beauty of a pun is in the argh of the beholder.</option> |
<option>The beauty of a pun is in the argh of the beholder.</option> |
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